I've just been reading about the guys playing in the US Open tennis in New York in 35C heat. Medvedev who played for 2 hours 48 minutes in that heat said someone is going to die. He could be right.
You would abolish / send to room 101 if you ruled the world. My top ten would be: 1. Hollyoakes 2. Ready salted crisps 3. All religion 4. Council Tax 5. Chunky heels 6. Exposed midriffs (except in the...
I looked at a school picture of myself today from when I was in Y11 (2013) and I was shocked at how bad I looked, especially compared to now. My whole facial structure seems to have changed. I would...
My eldest son is getting married this weekend. His fiancée has gone slightly bridezilla, but she’s entitled to. Anyway, the problem is that she is insisting on doing the traditional top table with her...
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on." She told him "You are one hole behind...
Beverley, Sandown and Chester are the staging posts for today's ITV7, with the beautiful Yorkshire track opening proceedings at 2.05 pm. A cursory glance at the 7 races shows me there are 3 adequately...
Good evening, all! Using the Met Office's way of defining the seasons, today is the first day of autumn. That leads me to ask, "WHO STOLE SUMMER?" Moving onto the quiz, I managed to score a decent (in...
Luton host West Ham tomorrow night, kick off 8pm, in the first of this weekend's PL fixtures. The Hatters have had quite an inauspicious start to life in the top league, losing both their games,...
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work "I have a split personality," said Tom, being...
On Radio Lancashire earlier this morning, they were talking about a certain Blaster Bates - a demolition expert. I Googled said chap and found this 50 odd minute video. Chuckles aplenty with some...
It's to stop Katie Price owning any more animals and here's why. // 2 dogs have been ran over. Puppies were found dead drowning in a neglected swimming pool. A horse was run over on a motorway....
Just heard Jet2 are cancelling holiday even when people turn up for their flight, ours is flight only at 07-10 this Friday , You cannot claim against the airline as it’s not their fault , I will check...