I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop… To be fair, I wiped the floor with him! ________________ I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an...
I’ve requested nothing ,not even off my friends although we are taking with us a small gift to pop under the tree I’ve managed to acquire for our apartment I asked himself what would he like, his...
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me before he kicked the bucket.
He looked me in the eyes and said, “Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”...
While on a quiet Winter Camino in Spain I met up with a German man of about my own age. We walked and talked and he eventually told me that his father had been in the SS during the war. He told me...
Does anyone know which song I mean? Sounds like a perfect winter song with chiming keyboards. Female voice "Chorus of "I give you back kisses (??)" is sung about 30 times in the song...
Do dogs get cold on their walks in this weather? We've always had Japanese Akita's and they really don't feel the cold, so we've never worried. But, now we have Rodney, a Bullmastiff who's coat is not...
A new thing which I’ve noticed coming in to football is others players congratulating the player for “winning” a pen .Now are they saying well done as in the case sometimes you conned the ref or well...
