Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My wife and I are having big arguments about what to wear while gardening.
She keeps digging in her heels.

[Chipchopper]

Dung-arees are the thing to wear while compost making

[murraymints]

hmmm

[dustypuss]

I think Someone keeps stealing soil from my allotment. I must be losing the plot.

[Ken4155]

You need to have a word with your hoe.

[Patsy33]

She's as stubborn as her mules..

[William51]

You should buy her a spade!.

[jno]

she's trowelling you

[Kidd72]

I hope you let her keep her hat on.