Emergency

[Rondy]

A German and an Englishman are having a conversation in the park when suddenly a young girl falls into the lake.

They both rush in to save her, but when they emerge she’s unconscious.

The Englishman asks the German if they know the number for emergency services.

“999.”

The Englishman replies, “Oh alright, I’ll call them myself.”

[DTCwordfan]

Now that is seriously GRIM.....

[Tilly2]

Did you make this up, Rondy?

[Canary42]

A very WET joke