knobbynonut5 Sun 24/05/09 19:07 Hawks you are just lying scum on here and I will make your life on here hell for trying to diss my wife. You are going down big time scum. I can track you down as that...
Called pedro has just gone to the big ocean in the sky. My god she is is still at work, do I ring her up and tell her the bad news or break the news gently to her when she comes in over a glass of...
Called pedro (after me of course) has just passed away My god just how do I tell her and she was looking so forward to a chav's barbie with me and bounce when she got in from work tonight. Ferking...
My parents have just taken my car because my brother has taken theirs. I'm already missing it terribly. They are going to bring it back tomorrow morning but I feel like I've lost a limb. The same...
The toon are going down, gona get me a sharp-shooter and go after Mike Ashley,,,bang-bang need cheering up,,,boo-hoo, sob,hic, wipe the snots away,,,,lol
My neighbours are sitting in their garden enjoying the May Sunshine...................and my Garth Brooks is drowning out their chavvy banging tunes lol It's all meant in the spirit of...
Dear Ed Sunday 11.42am legendis.tit Sun 24/05/09 11:25 You really are a complete w@nker, aren't you knobby. You and that paedo leggy should both get a f@cking life for christs sake. What a pair of...
I was in the caribbean on me hornymoon. Now I am stuck here in the effing garden with bouncer making his effing gooey eyes at me and winking at me and talking to a load of effing weirdos on my effing...