Why cant wives accept this simple fact of life. I dont fart any more than my father/uncles did when they were middleaged. I dont fart openly in public but atleast within the confines of my own...
My wife is starting to look a bit haggard, well it all started since I engaged the new secretary. My wife is 40 and my secretary is 23.I have built up my own business in the city, the wife has never...
I have new uPVC windows installed in an extension. The walls were plastered after the windows were installed and some of the wet plaster got into the 'grain' in the window frame. Has...
" roll up roll up the drinks are on the>one form a que please people dont rush the man he,s reaching for his wallet" woh the queen just blinked the>one !!!
Something that's just occurred to me. Does anyone else get annoyed - well, maybe annoyed is too strong - niggled when they answer a question of the factual, non-chatty kind, only to find someone else...
If all motion is relative then is it just as valid to maintain that the sun goes round the earth as it is to maintain that the earth goes round the sun?
I hope someone can help We have put a new sink in our bathroom and there is no pressure on the hot tap. We have a tank in the airing cupboard which is on the landing, this is where we have...
We got 3 numbers and the bonus ball on the thunderball yippeee we won ?20.00, sad thing is that the other two numbers were just one away from the ones that were drawn so we nearly won ?250,000 not a...
Does the paper go over the top of the roll or behind the roll? Oh yeah and whats your favourite colour roll? I've got to have white and it hangs over the top