Am I missing something in the new specsavers ad with the aliens and the crop circles - all their other ads are based on the fact that they can't see properly so make a mistake like postman pat picking...
The marriage A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about...
Sorry sent the question without giving my own answer. It is to bite the opposite end corners off a penguin, dip one corner into my gnats wee tea (see thread on tea!) and then suck the tea through the...
from a debt collecting agency, its an old debt over 12 years old. They call about once a month and keep sending letters that they try to make look like court orders. When they ask me to confirm my...
Drat! Someone phoned just before the end of Emmerdale - can anyone explain what happened - I saw it up till Mark was lying under the tree and Natasha found him.
Please can you do something to let us use the word B I T C H when we are talking about female dogs in Animals and Nature - surely B I T C H is not such a terrible word even if used in a derogatory...
I have two elderly males aged twelve and thirteen who are still capable of showing an interest in the ladies and last week I had them jabbed with something called Suprelorin, which is a 'chemical'...
Radio Stations have been playing Mrs Robinson today? I did two short car journeys and heard it twice (on different stations). Co-incidence? I think not!
Just checking the weather in Malta (wishful thinking!) and discovered a new word for rain - sprinkles!
http://weather.msn.co...C+MLT+forecast:tenday
Don'tcha just lurv it?...
but thought I'd put it on here. Why on the news do they have to have the reporter stood outside where something happened, hours afterwards, even in the bad weather? How much must it cost and at what...
Jeremy Beadle Jeremy Clarkson Jeremy Paxman Jeremy Kyle Jeremy Vine The first four are self explanatory, Jeremy Vine has that slow whiney drawl when he speaks and is very patronising. Or is it just...
On Deal or No Deal - he is gorgeous, can't wait to see him without his elf outfit on! He has got such a lovely smile and big brown eyes. Without seeming rascist, I wonder what nationality he is, as he...