Went to bed and just had to get up to find a pen cos I kept thinking of more. Spent all this morning shovelling sh*t and it helped pass the time there too. Madonna Kebab and Guy Ritchtea Hummus...
Changing thread here, I agree with Chris about funerals, I have instructed my family that I don't want one (making arrangements for my body to go to the local University Hospital) and I have told my...
25 miles ques one way, 30 miles the other. What morons would go on the M25 tonight? Ok, those going home from work I admit, but they are the ones who have to use it and are stuck because of all the...
Someone on a freecycle group wants some fire bricks to build an outside oven, I have some bricks from inside an old night storage heater, would these be any good?
Roughs are first in ring 27, we are 4th in ring 26 and Mastiffs are second in ring 40. Looks like we will have to make it the Rough Collie ring. Whose bringing the mince pies? Oh no, forgot, the NEC...
I can't remember Danyl being 'black' before he seems to have done a reverse of Michael Jackson, who turned white. (Defo not meant to be a rascist comment, I think he looks rather hot!).
in Collision - I am sure he has been in a soap, with a georgie accent but he has a southern accent in this. The one who referred to the plain clothes copper as 'the suit'.
I know this is a 'how long is a piece of string' question, but I have bought some second hand paving slabs and need to get them laid. There are about 30, and the bloke who is supposed to be doing them...
Paul O'Grady said Buster was off to Brinsworth House for his retirement - turns out this is a retirement home for entertainers, and a current resident is Bob Holness - do you think Buster will want a...
How long before we find out she is - then it will be the 'who's the daddy' storyline yet again. I wish they would issue condoms to all soap stars. Save a lot of trouble.
I have just received a new Halifax credit card and am doing a balance transfer from Capital One who have put up their interest rates yet again. I know I get 9 months interest free on the balance...
Is there any law that says when you have to take your holiday entitlement i.e. if you get four weeks can they make you take a week off at Christmas? What about Bank Holidays?