So there is a pledge to increase our 8 bank holidays - Christmas, Boxing Day, New Years Day, Good Friday, Easter Monday, May x 2, and today. What should we include.............. I propose the last...
I have heard of these parties and saw one on Bridget Jones (which isn't that old really)but I do not believe I have ever known of one in real life. Did they (or do they) really exist and if you have...
She is on TV now. How in God's name is she 51??? She looks about 18.
I don't feel like such a dirty old man now as she gives me a few tinglings.
Has she had work done do you think?...
I am a very old man. Not very bright, but not a thickie either. I had no idea tortoises ate meat. I thought they were herbivores. Please can somebody tell me they thought this as well. Or am I...
I am sure there are lots of things you haven't done, but below are 3 things I have never done which MOST people have at least done. 1. Never seen or read ANY Harry Potter 2. Never been to a Nandos 3....
Due to me being a neo-liberal equal rights champion, I am confident the next James Bond and/or Doctor Who will come from an ethnic background. If I am wrong, it shows we still live in a racist...
I have a heart. When I see the scared kids in Afghanistan, the starving in Africa and the abused and battered people in the UK, I want justice, I even want hanging brought back- BUT - it doesn't...
Does you blood pressure slightly raise due to the slowness of the answers when they bang up the list? I now realise I waste 14 minutes of my day just watching the bar go bang, bang, bang. So slow. Not...
Saw "Holidays From Hell" on TV last night and people fighting for sunbeds.
Have you ever had a sunbed fight or witnessed animalistic behaviour regarding the reservation of a poolside sunbed?...
Please write to Peacehaven Council and get this abomination off our public allotments!!!! (Looking at a map it is inbetween Eastbourne and Brighton) You may as well put a poster up of the KKK or do...
If you could only ever have one chocolate bar again, what would it be and why? Mine would be a blue Bounty. Always thought as it is two bars in one, you get good value. Not too sickly and goes well...
How often do you actually wash your duvet? Not the cover, the whole thing. I am a tidy, clean old man but can truthfully say I do not believe my duvet has ever been washed.
Am I a scuzzball?...
With all the serious stuff going on in the world. This video will cheer the darkest of souls up. It has one of the most beautiful women EVER to have lived, a cameo from Donald from Benidorm and Ad...