A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room. She says excitedly,...
Gloria Eppengellender, a secretary, got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss, away from home on a business meeting. She sent her boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS. The wife read the text,...
Page 31 Now for something completely different. I have got all the answers and by taking the initial letters there is a hidden 8 letter word. Has anyone got the answer because I just can't see it?...
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended,...
A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eying each other and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket and she looks delighted....
Don't youo think this man should actually be suing Tony Blair and Jack Straw personally. This was part of Blairs "sweetheart deal" with Gadaffi when they were kissing in the desert in 2004. Part of...
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year...
1a Defensive weapon (12) Quarter????? 6d Windpipe (6) I thought it was Trachea but that's 7. No letters yet 12a Notorious American criminal (2,6) E? ?????? 26a Like stories of Merlin (9) A?T???I??...
Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-29688381 This item reminds me of when I lived in Hong Kong in the 80s. I worked at a Chinese school and it is customary for the Chinese parents to...