Woman goes into the doctors and asks if she could be given breast enhancement treatment. Doctor said "Get some loo paper and rub it between your boobs for 4 weeks" She said " Will that work ?" And he...
Fantastic news about Tom, well respected fellow in Edinburgh. I met him a few time outside the Jenners store also he has had a kiss from Mrs Nessie ? True ! Well done Tom 94 and still going strong a...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-31535505 Sorry Lorna this Nessie is not interested. Rather have the sexy curved version I have now. Ps. She is getting on okay with her chemo 6...
Sold an Item on Ebay which was pictured online and was packaged in front of other and posted first class (receipt kept) Now have buyer claiming item is two different items and they were of poor...
Was in Edinburgh last night for the street party, fantastic as normal. Mrs Nessie doing well but in getting Chemo just now to stop cancer coming back. Tail crossed for that. Have a safe and prosperous...
Can you tell me the name of the video which had a naked little baby briefly crawling on it.
Question at 80's party thought it was from Duran Duran or Spandau ballet or it could be else....
Microsoft Office 365 keep advertising on new laptop however they only last 12 months. What version of Microsoft Office can I run without annual subscriptions. I.E Office 2007 2010 2013 ? Thanks :-)...
Thanks for all your kind words of support she was really touched. I've been warned not to cuddle her yet as the rolling pin is beside her.
Nessie hiding in the loch somewhere ?
:-(...
She had surgery on Friday everything went well, back in ward eating and sleeping loads should be out around Wednesday.
Thanks for your support from both of us.
Your the best xxxx...
Retailer Phones 4U has gone into administration putting 5,596 jobs at risk. The chain, which is owned by private equity firm BC Partners, said its 550 stores would all be closed on Monday. Phones 4U...
Scotland has given England. Telephone Television Sheep Shagging Radar (To spot English sheep) Loch Ness Monster Golf Wimbledon Champion Insulin Beta Blockers Oil and Gas etc Bank of England England...
Bloke was helping his girlfriend to set up her first email address. They answered all the questions Name, address, Date of birth, username etc. However they could not decide on a password. After 10...
