I went to iceland today.The frozen food store advertised by chunky cokehead with big bazookas kerry katatonica.When i was there i got some mini savourey eggs , some cheese coleslaw and a deep pan...
A few weeks ago I was feeling quite depressed. The last couple of days I was feeling quite good, however, I am now feeling down again. I'm feeling a bit emotional actually and I don't know what to do...
What is your excuse for bein on abank on friday night!? Every1 should be out gettin drunk or at least out celebratin the weeks end and the start of the wkend. My excuse- im skint!
An old lady is in a lift in a posh department store, when two young arrogant women got in wearing very expensive scent. "Romance by Ralph Lauren" - ?100 a bottle says one. "Channel No 5 ?150 a bottle...
David Platt had a huge purple lovebite on his neck the other day, then on the folling episode there was no trace of it ! When I was young I remember having to wear a scarf for at least a week so my...
Somebody just mentioned Steve Strange on adverts and I remembered when I used to play a game using peoples names in questions or simple sentances For example, is Steve Strange?. Is Jimmy White?? Is...
I am taking a girl out for a meal tonight. I want to subtly suggest that we need to sleep together for me to take the relationship seriously and for it to progress. I myself have no intention of...
I just got in the mail a disc with the first 11 episodes of heroes season 2.Who saw season 1 and enjoyed it?I will be watching this at work and will let you know what i think.No spoilers though as...
How I haven't noticed this before I'm not sure, but when I was watching the tennis yesterday it really struck me that Raphael Nadal is the spitting image of Corrie's devil incarnate namely David...
If you would like some info just ring me on 0121 2755205, It's not selling or targets, you just work from home at your own pace, usually between 6-10 hours per week and the pay is ?50-?500 per week....
Hi everyone What did you want to be when you were growing up. Dont dare laugh I wanted to be a Ballet Dancer or a Nun Well I have two left feet so that was the dancing put paid to And a NUN.?...
are SO steriotypical, to top it all off, they are steriotypical, ignorant, and have no idea what they are going on about. P.S this doesnt apply to everyone =]
do men take so long to have a dump? why do they have to do it at work in shard loos? and why dont they flush the loo after them? and yes i know not all men are like this. just the 2 gimps who work...