An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time;...
Off for an MRI on my neck tomorrow, never been for one before, been told no make up and no clothes with zips or metal but I was just wondering if there is anything else I ought to know? I have not...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got...
Someone able to perform complex and lengthy calculations 6,8 NUMBER ??U?C?E? Mentioned ink on cistern I?C???I?T?R?Y Float around up there A???T Weather feature that's disruptive on-line 2,4 E? N???...
The answer has to be a food, drink, or dish walk tall bert - noel e''s here -ordered The answer is two words but no idea of letters Thinking it may be a Christmas dish because of the 'noel' but can't...
6) Emergency signal (6)
7) Everyday boring (5)
23) Milk producers (7,6)
40) Maybe a bit sneaky (6)
45) Dry leaves or logs on fire (7)
49) Quite temperate (5)
Any help would be appreciated...
I was at Asda yesterday, this thick Fluffin' chav bitch was on the check-out, face like a slapped elbow and all the charisma of a jellied eel. I came to pay, I had only bought milk and bread but had...
My washing machine fills up with water even when I haven't asked it to! Not a lot - highest amount has been approx 2-3inches but it builds up the longer I don't use it. Any clever ABers know why, and...
hiya im on disability benefit and have been told by a friend that i may be entitled to help with council tax and discounted rates of electricity and gas - does anyone know anything about this? benefit...
What present can I get for someone I don't particularly like? I'm friends with her sister, who's lovely. I don't want something that screams "I like you because you're really sweet, king and...
who has had cancer in the last 12 months, even though there are no problems that cause the holiday to be stopped or cancelled and all treatment finished - can't find any one company to quote for me....
One of my housemates -almost every night- emerges from his room to use the loo 5-8 times in a row at roughly 5 minute intervals at around 2am -it wakes me up sometimes. It seems too personal a...
Burial? Cremation? Donated to science? Made into a diamond(which can apparently be done now)?
What's your plans, especially this question is for any atheists out there....