They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch...
She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up...
Obama was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hello, Mr. Obama" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District...
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the last 20 years without fail. This 50th...
It seems that William Tell, aside from being involved in such exploits as escaping across Lake Lucerne and being able to shoot an apple off his kid's head with an arrow, was also one MEAN bowler. In...
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to...
The Llangollen Male voice choir are practicing aWhitney Houston's song for the Eisteddfod
It's about two gay welshmen called, "And Dai will always love Huw". ...
My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog...
Halfway through my shift at Boots yesterday, a middle aged guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek at them as I handed them over. "Would you like the...
A young, newly married Korean couple are in bed and feeling a bit fruity. As the man moves across into the attack position, he unfortunately lets off a thunderous trump "Chuffing Heck!"...
THE WATER companies are always complaining about low water levels in their reservoirs. Well, I drive past my local reservoir every day, and each morning I fill a bucket of water from my tap and empty...
WHOEVER coined the phrase 'cleanliness is next to godliness' was talking out of his backside. I looked them up in the dictionary last night. Godly and godsend are next to godliness. Cleanliness was...
