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Words

Word of the Day - PRESSTITUTE Journalists and talking heads in the mainstream media who give biased and predetermined views in favour of the government and corporations, thus neglecting their...
10:22 Wed 06th Sep 2023
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Romanian Aid Summer 2023 Quiz

Help needed and running out of time! Questions with a town or city in the answer 52. Completely crazy, insane 57. Famous event involving a Protestant Boy (something to do with Derry??) Thanks for any...
13:52 Sat 02nd Sep 20234 answers, last by Captain2 13:58 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Interesting Facts

Did you know............. It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach A human hair can hold 3 kg The length of a penis as three times the length of the thumb The femur is as hard...
10:42 Tue 29th Aug 2023
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Romanian Aid Foundation Summer Quiz Closes 9 Sept

5. Welsh, Nottingham Forest Midfielder (6,7) Think his name begins with an O?
10:56 Tue 22nd Aug 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 11:03 Tue 22nd Aug 2023
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Fine!

I got pulled over by a traffic cop yesterday. He asked if I had a police record. Apparently "Message in a Bottle" wasn't the answer he wanted....
09:43 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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Just Wow

Just received an email from a firm to let me know that I am owed a rebate of £11,784.89. Bring it on, could use the cash for Christmas etc. Everyone admires a trier they say!...
08:28 Sun 20th Aug 20237 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:51 Sun 20th Aug 2023
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Hard Drive Help

When my old laptop gave up the ghost, I put it into a local repair business. They apparently downloaded all my photos etc on to an external hard drive. Problem is, I can't seem to get it connected...
15:18 Sat 19th Aug 20236 answers, last by TaishaJ12 13:14 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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Career Change

A gynecologist had become fed up and was burned out, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached,...
14:03 Fri 18th Aug 20231 answer, last by DTCwordfan 14:05 Fri 18th Aug 2023
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Ooo Er Missus

To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an orgasm daily:............... O-il free food. R-ipe fruits G-rilled vegs.... A-ll wheat bread. S-alt free food. M-ilk. What you thought also works!...
13:31 Fri 18th Aug 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 13:33 Fri 18th Aug 2023
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Dentist

Was at the dentist today for my routine 6 monthly check up. When the dentist finished she informed me that the practice is going private and NHS patients would only get a routing check up every two...
13:36 Wed 16th Aug 202319 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:22 Wed 16th Aug 2023
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Bargains

My son and his family were invited to a wedding. Being a bit strapped for cash, my daughter-in-law bought a very stylish dress from a charity shop for £8. It still had the labels on and obviously had...
15:04 Thu 10th Aug 20236 answers, last by pastafreak 17:21 Thu 10th Aug 2023
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Another One Gone

Sad to hear that Doreen Mantle has died at the age of 97. Doreen played Jean Warboys in One Foot In The Grave. She also appeared in Father Brown, Doctors and Coronation Street.
18:25 Wed 09th Aug 20235 answers, last by Ringlet 09:03 Thu 10th Aug 2023
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Insulting

His head was an hourglass; it could stow an idea but it had to do it a grain at a time - Mark Twain I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception - Groucho Marx He has no enemies, but...
12:30 Mon 07th Aug 202310 answers, last by roopower 08:17 Tue 08th Aug 2023
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Never

"Never odd or even" spelled backwards is still "never odd or even"...
09:27 Sat 05th Aug 20239 answers, last by William51 15:44 Sat 05th Aug 2023
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Oppenheimer

Has anyone been to see this film? Went yesterday and thought it was fabulous. Having said that I'm sure I missed bits so would like to go back and have a second watch. Cillian Murphy was his usual...
10:28 Thu 03rd Aug 202325 answers, last by retrocop 14:18 Mon 07th Aug 2023
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Question

What do you call a podgy psychic? A four-chin teller....
12:59 Sun 30th Jul 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 04:58 Tue 01st Aug 2023
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Wait!

I arrived early at the restaurant last night. The Manager said "Do you mind waiting for a bit?" I said "Not at all." He said "Great, take these drinks to table 9."...
09:53 Fri 28th Jul 20233 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:09 Sat 29th Jul 2023
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Word Of The Day

Word of the Day by Susie Dent. "Quiddler" (18th century) One who focuses on unimportant issues as a way of avoiding the important ones; who fiddles while Rome (etc) burns. Quite a few quiddlers...
09:21 Tue 25th Jul 20232 answers, last by Peter Pedant 16:29 Tue 25th Jul 2023
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Oops

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: Certainly not! There's no proof of it. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you....
10:42 Mon 24th Jul 20234 answers, last by DTCwordfan 05:49 Tue 25th Jul 2023
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Vince Hil

So sorry to hear of the death of Vince Hill at age 89. One of my teenage heroes. RIP Vince
08:58 Sun 23rd Jul 20234 answers, last by barry1010 10:19 Sun 23rd Jul 2023