I am posting this quickie to let you all know that I am still in the land of the living....just. I had to undergo a serious operation and I died twice during the op. I wish I could tell you that I saw...
A dentist had an old lady patient who was very hard to handle. As soon as she sat in the chair, she panicked and would clamp her mouth shut so firmly that he couldn't get it open to work on her teeth....
Oh dear - what could have been an hour of good escapist fun spoiled by the awful David Walliams. Who told this camp idiot he can act? I wonder how he was cast - oh, wait a minute: the Executive...
At the risk of being ridiculed, I need to know how to stop my car, or slow down my car without changing down the gears 4,3,2,1. I was taught to do this when I learned to drive many moons ago. I do a...
Any advice would be helpful. My boyfriend owns his flat and pays a mortgage on it. I am moving in with him in September/October 2015. We want to draw up some kind of agreement so that in years to...
I think Aldi have lost the plot. They may be cheaper but I think it's because the quality is not very good. I've been very disappointed with a number of recent purchases so I'm going back to Tesco....
Can anyone tell me how I can spruce up my grey floor grout? It's looking very manky right now. The grout itself is a plain cement grey colour. The 300mm ceramic tiles are an alternate pattern of plain...
Onwards and Downwards Continues in July 2015 Hello all, Sorry it is so late. Welcome to this month's Onwards & Downwards. We welcome anyone serious about losing weight and we offer support and kind...
e.g. - Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners - 2 cleaners go into a castle that hasn't been cleaned for decades. The cobwebs have cobwebs, the rooms are filled with clutter and they have just five days to...