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I Invented

I invented the upside down house. It's now a top cellar. The Sun headline: Air strike planned Well I hope it doesn't last long, I can't hold my breath for more than 20 seconds. My partner wanted...

woodelf

Hovis Presley

Only this weekend I've "discovered" the genius of Hovis Presley - yeah, I know, where've I been? - and I'm amazed that there are no DVDs or CDs of his work - unless, of course, I've missed 'em...

davetuc

Chelsea - The Biggest Fa Cup Upset Ever?

Well, wasn't that just hilarious? The Chavs 2-0 up at home, seemingly cruising along and then bang! 4-2 to Bradford! Got to be the biggest upset of all time? So much for all that talk of a quadruple!...

woodelf

Which Dries Darker

For any painter out there who uses acrylics - straight from the tube, which dries darker, Prussian Blue or Ultramarine?...I can't remember. Ta Muchly.

scrabbler

Teachers

science and profession of teaching I have ?E?A?O?Y

Chipchopper

Married Couple...

I heard a woman accuse her husband about him "always having to have the penultimate word"....

Tilly2

Blimey..did You See The End Of The One Show?

Some fella was really giving those bagpipes some welly and other chaps madly beating drums! Who were they?...

sunny-dave

I Have Just Been To See A Skin Specialist ...

... Irish chappie I think ... Dermot O'Logist...

lindapalmara

Irish Prostitute

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't...

TWR

We'r Here Again

Friday's, they don't half come around quickly is it a night of tea / coffee / or the hard stuff, Lemonade? the choice is yours.

Elina

How's Everyone ?

What's your day been like? What mood are you in? Good or bad day for you?

Jordyboy9

I Stand Corrected//

after 3 long weeks of hassle from BT regarding overcharging and failure to fix a line fault,endless hopeless conversations with people from india,i am finaly sorted today, by an nice english speaking...

Canary42

Life Was Much Easier Before Multitribalism

How I long for the good old days when Queen Boudicca ruled - but no, the Lefty Pinkoes let other foreign tribes take over our Iceni territory, aided by an enormous influx of those awful European...

anotheoldgit

Life Was Much Easier Before Multiculturalism

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921231/Argos-accused-racism-selling-black-Asian-dolls-10-white-toy-despite-exactly-same.html If anyone should complain it is those who want to buy a white...

Big Jenny

Book Titles

21. Round before final, standing on ones own. 49. These are found in forest, & tips of mountains. 116. Spirally grooved, look out of window, --, a draughtsman. Any help would be very much appreciated....

Canary42

Hmrc Investigates Grandfather's Tax Return

HMRC decides to investigate 87 year old Grandpa, who is quickly summoned to the Tax office. The Tax Inspector was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his tax adviser. The Tax Inspector said,...

anaxcrosswords

Being Aware

There seem to be many recorded instances of a parent (almost always the mother) instantly ‘sensing’ that something has happened to an offspring, even if that child is thousands of miles away. In...