A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner. "When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it." "Sorry," replied the owner,...
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,'...
Took my friend to Edinburgh museum on Chamber Street yesterday and when walking past stuffed animals I turned to my little nephew and pointed to a bird on display and said do you know what that bird...
I rang the local joiners who have been hired to construct and replace a window, they've been more than tardy about this for months so I left a message on their voice mail telling them exactly what I...
one of the quiz questions (chris evans slot) was when hyde park was first founded by henry the eighth, which one of his eight wives was he married to! I'm not crazy am i?
So, if I am going for Marcus's longer, messier look, how should I go about it? Any suggestions help, total beginner here. What kind of products should I use? Or, is this even do-able for me? I have...
I think homeopathy has been pretty much proven to be nonsense but many years ago it was the only option to me with warts covering the whole of the bottom of one foot. I went to see a homoeopath who...
Is it good grammar to end a request for something with the term, "as far as conveniently possible." I heard that today and felt it was the most cumbersome phrase I'd ever heard. But is it...
I only ever listened to it firmly snuggled on the lap of an aunt and being tiny I couldn't understand why it wasn't called "Listen With Auntie Ethel."...
The local council has introduced another small bin, that makes 4 now, and it's for glass. There are some neighbours who seem very fond of red wine, others who put out a lot of gin bottles, and a...
So granda, remember that referendum back in 2014? Aye, what aboot it son? Just curious, what way did you vote granda? Well, (change in tone) I voted no son. Really granda, why did you choose to vote...
I could not sing one song right through .Never knew all words of a song .Even got stuck on Happy Birthd..... .Is there a song which you abers know all the words of and took to learn....