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mrs_overall
In May I sold a jumper on Ebay for 99p and posted it off to the buyer in Jerusalem of all places. She emailed me (and sent a pic) as there were two pinprick holes in the jumper I hadn't noticed. I...
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trt
for pensioners, has it been stopped, didn't get mine this year?
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maggiebee
Had a fabulous time at the Hydro last night, worth the drive from Dundee through the sleet and rain! Music and singing a joy as usual and Kimi Skota's tribute to Nelson Mandela brought a tear to the...
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mrs_overall
Right you lot, get your thinking caps on and come up with a suitable lonely hearts ad for Gness. Why should she be allowed to enjoy the single life? My contribution is: Single lady of mature years...
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albaqwerty
where to keep it safe until Monday when I can get it sorted? Makes a change from toenails pinging (sorry Boo xx)...
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Slapshot
Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" ------- Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341:...
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naomi24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpsXNlarAk8...
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anneasquith
guest bruce forsyth..............might give that a miss :)
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Jordyboy9
My christmas gift to any of his fans.
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brummiegaffe
Alternative spelling for saint between elie & pittenweem (7) M?N?N?E thanx in advance...
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ferlew
Went to the hospital this morning for Mr Ferlew's results. The growth on his lung WAS malignant, but taking away the upper part of his lung has taken with it ALL the growth. No Chemo/Radiotherapy...
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slinky.kate
I might be an old thing but I love the happy feet films,so funny.whats your fav.xmas ones.?
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weecalf
If I don't take her to the dance next week johnny will. What should I do ?
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sunny-dave
I think the cats are well ahead ... ....
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slinky.kate
to dine with(Ed. paying)from chatterbank,who wouldt and why ???I would invite Mamya,ithink she has a lovely kind nature and very brainy lie-in king,very brainy also but I like his quick wit and he...
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pussnboots
1. What colour is your toilet roll. 2. What is your favourite tea or coffee. 3. Do you think Paul Hollywood is dishy (ladies only). 4. Is your cooker gas or electric. 5. What colour are your eyes. 6....
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marval
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear Watson. Dear Father Christmas,...
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Donaldinho
2d Chap with a party piece - ????o 13d Root said to be far reaching - R?????l 15d Get on top of role I've adopted - ????l??...
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B00
http://www.kraftmstr.com/christmas/humor/12days-h.html Think I post this every year, but it's still just as funny :-)...
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Georgiesmum
When Sam Bailey brings her album out, will you be rushing to buy it?

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