A little girl cuts her hand on a rose bush in the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. "To take...
I live in a part of the city where there are a lot of houses rented out to students. Out walking yesterday, wearing my new titfer, I saw a group of young women, who'll soon be making up part of this...
It was raining heavily this morning as I went to take the dog for its walk so I put on a pair of waterproof trousers and in one of the pockets was the watch. I still don't know why I thought putting...
Hi this girl unfiriened me on facebook and she said this please don't add me anymore or talk to me. This happen in april. Then today i make a fake name. and ask her a bunch of questions on the ask.fm...
what would you like for a pressie?
Its my daughters next month and I have no idea what to get her.
She is married with a son of 2yrs and is a health visitor.
Any ideas pls....
You try to enter your password on the microwave. You now think of three espresso's as "getting wasted." You no longer own a real deck of cards because all your favorite card games [solitaire, spades,...
I decided to give my new hat its first airing and wear it to Chapel this morning. A crow sh@t on it as I walked down the street. I have two questions. Should I take this as an augury that this is an...
A guy was out driving with a blonde in his car. He told her to stick her head out of the window to see if the indicators were working. She stuck her head out of the window and said yes, no, yes, no,...
have a first edition signed book of jimmy's poems which i got when i met him in pasadena a few years ago. just sitting in the cupboard - any ideas would be welcome. have tried it on e bay with no...