From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be...
IT'S A PURE DEAD GIVE-AWAY THAT YOU'RE SCOTTISH IF :- 1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine as good weather. 2. The only sausage you like is square. 3. You were forced to do...
To tell what the weather is, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is...
my later father in law requested before he died that his ashes be buried in his first wives grave. We endeavour to do this last wish for him, my husband is the executor of the will and he was left...
I am shocked.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2405397/BREAKING-NEWS-Rolf-Harris-charged-counts-indecent-assault-counts-making-indecent-images-child.html...
Hi Everyone Being a big fan of the crime fiction-James Patterson and Alex Gray being my fav authors,I think I've listened (audiobooks) to most of them and many others similar that came out up to mid...
Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, "I can't be bothered to walk all that way." "I know," says Paddy, "but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home."...
A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?" "Well," George replies. "I...
An oldie! Guy goes to a nightclub and is refused entry by the bouncer. He tells him "You are always trouble and in any case you haven't got a tie on so you can't come in". The guy goes round the back...
Yesterday afternoon I was sitting on a bench outdoors minding my own business when a wasp flew up my nose! I jumped to my feet and invented a dance called the "I have a wasp up my nostril dance." This...
Good morning. The last one's disappeared from the latest post. So here's a new one. Just follow the previous lyric. Everybody's welcome to join in. Keep it friendly, and have fun.xx I'll start you off...
So, they're rolling out a badger cull trial in Gloucester... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23845851 ... And there will be protests, naturally. Will you be joining them? Or do you think the cull...
The BBC Good Morning programme has just warned late summer holiday makers to take care of local laws and customs when travelling. Acts like carrying mineral water into Nigeria, wearing camouflage in...