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WyeDyed
From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be...
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maggiebee
IT'S A PURE DEAD GIVE-AWAY THAT YOU'RE SCOTTISH IF :- 1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine as good weather. 2. The only sausage you like is square. 3. You were forced to do...
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marval
To tell what the weather is, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is...
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robert551069
It is now possible to have as many deliveries in a month as you like for £5. Next month it will be £8....
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doctordolittle
Turner leaves with instruction to follow (4) H_E_ I think is heed but can someone explain why?
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cupid04
6a] One cycle of events [colloq] [3] RE?. 2d] Degree issuer. [abbr] [4] ANI?....
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jaycee401
my later father in law requested before he died that his ashes be buried in his first wives grave. We endeavour to do this last wish for him, my husband is the executor of the will and he was left...
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sandyRoe
One of the available images we can use as a desktop background is that of a fish limned in the Japanese style. Is this a famous picture?
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hc4361
I am shocked. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2405397/BREAKING-NEWS-Rolf-Harris-charged-counts-indecent-assault-counts-making-indecent-images-child.html...
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Ric.ror
Which is considered the best? I usually use Sains tablets but I'm not sure about them I always used the ones for coloured items...
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candysherbet
Hi Everyone Being a big fan of the crime fiction-James Patterson and Alex Gray being my fav authors,I think I've listened (audiobooks) to most of them and many others similar that came out up to mid...
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Ric.ror
I have just cancelled my monthly pas to WW - I joined in January and have been once I'm the same weight now as I was then just approx £140 poorer...
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berniecuddles
Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub. Mick says to Paddy, "I can't be bothered to walk all that way." "I know," says Paddy, "but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home."...
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marval
A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?" "Well," George replies. "I...
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maggiebee
An oldie! Guy goes to a nightclub and is refused entry by the bouncer. He tells him "You are always trouble and in any case you haven't got a tie on so you can't come in". The guy goes round the back...
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mrs_overall
Yesterday afternoon I was sitting on a bench outdoors minding my own business when a wasp flew up my nose! I jumped to my feet and invented a dance called the "I have a wasp up my nostril dance." This...
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cupid04
Good morning. The last one's disappeared from the latest post. So here's a new one. Just follow the previous lyric. Everybody's welcome to join in. Keep it friendly, and have fun.xx I'll start you off...
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ferlew
your dad's mum and dad, and your mum's mum and dad?
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AB Editor
So, they're rolling out a badger cull trial in Gloucester... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23845851 ... And there will be protests, naturally. Will you be joining them? Or do you think the cull...
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DTCwordfan
The BBC Good Morning programme has just warned late summer holiday makers to take care of local laws and customs when travelling. Acts like carrying mineral water into Nigeria, wearing camouflage in...

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