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i still very very anxious
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sp1814
So, the BBC are going to broadcast 'the reveal' live this Sunday:...
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Jemisa
There's this bloke with a really huge 'John Thomas', and everytime he goes to pee, no matter how much he shakes and squeezes, the last few drops wont come out until he has zipped up, so he goes to a...
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cupid04
A dentist has to remove a patient's tooth. 'I'll give you an injection so you won't feel the pain,' he says. 'No I hate needles,' the patient cries. So the dentist offers laughing gas. 'No, I'll...
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josaphine32
I was just watching urban jungle, and when they did the moth bit, it so reminded me of a 3 night school trip to juniper hall, I could have only been about ten, but remember it as though it was...
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Zacs-Master
British view. And when did you last visit there?
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Jemisa
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked...
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giveup
Have been putting it off but we really do need a complete new kitchen.Dread the thought but it has to be done.(Roughly 17ftx12ft).Any recommendations as to reliable companies (not Moben,had one years...
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maggiebee
Now, I want to make it clear from the start that I'm not looking for sympathy! Just wanted to share that my darling daughter would have been 46 today. Sadly she passed away aged 5 and that's how I...
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maggiebee
Just finished an ironing. Off tomorrow to Yarnfield (Stafford) for Council of Samaritans - home on Sunday. Never look forward to these things then end up really enjoying myself. Thanks to everyone for...
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Caran
Oh give me some pity, I'm on a committee Which means that from morning to night We attend and amend, and contend and defend Without a conclusion in sight We confer and concur, we defer and demur And...
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bednobs
my M-I-L is not the most reliable of people and sometimes i struggle with my relationship with her. when it was our son's funeral she turned up late, and then her phone went off (twice!!) during the...
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cupid04
What would you be doing? I'd love to be cooling off in an outdoor swimming pool. Are there many outdoor pools that exist in the UK now?...
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naomi24
…. to a service for infant and junior school children to celebrate the end of a successful school year …. and it was lovely – a happy, joyful occasion. The local community, along with local...
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mallyh
great news even though the nasties returned they were contained in her cervix so after hysterectomy its ALL GONE we all are absolutely delighted with the results .thankyou all for your lovely messages...
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hope it works bought my business cards
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WELSHYORKIE
Tuesday was the birthday of my girlfriend, Fingers, whom I have known for the best part of 40 years - indeed we were engaged to be married back in 1974 only to have the relationship broken up by...
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wullybaxter
my friend has a house with the name BENEVEAEN can anyone tell us the meaning of the word
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sunny-dave
From a random thought during a chat - who was/is your favourite Beatle and, similarly, your favourite Rolling Stone. Me personally I'd like to be George and Charlie ... :) [ for our younger viewers...
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cupid04
Evening. You know the score by now. Just follow the song or lyric. I'll start you with :-Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger.... Have fun. Everyone welcome to join in.xx...

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