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What Would You Do?

I use a prepay credit card and last Sunday loaded £100 online from my bank account to the card. On checking my credit card details they have loaded £200, yet only £100 has been taken from my bank...

Jemisa

A bloke meets a couple of lovely girls in a pub, chats to them & realised they were Siamese Twins. He finally asks them back to his flat, they agree. They get cosy & one thing leads to another & he...

Barmaid

Lies

OK we've all seen about Mr Huhne and Ms Price and how they are now paying the price for their lies. Some posters deem it "OK" to lie about the little things. Strangely, I also saw this article today...

excelsior-1

I Am .....

..... is the shortest sentence in the English Language. 'i do' is the longest....

bentaxle

I Dont Believe It

jd-1984 What about this then for entertainment at this corn exchange on the 20 may And if someone answers your question jd could they please explain why people would turn out and pay 20£ to see this...

emmie

Return To Winter

it's freezing cold, snowing earlier, blowing a hoolie as well, I thought spring was here, or just about, what is going on......

marval

Tried

A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try. "I've tried to be a secretary and...

netibiza

Sqad:

Just to tell you that today we went to the north/west side of the island and it was so clear we could actually see Denia, I was amazed!

LochNessMonster

For Those Who Have Lost Their Mother, This Mothers Day.

Sometimes Mom in passing Would pat you on the back And sometimes in passing She'd show you the right track. Sometimes Mom in passing Would say, "You sure look nice!" And sometimes in passing She...

bravejordy

What's Your Favourite Song For Mother's Day?

Here's a song specially for all you wonderful Mothers out there. Sadly, I lost my Mother in 1987 (when I was 33). What is your favourite Mother-related song? This one always brings a lump to my...

maggiebee

Mothers' Day Poem

My darling daughter wrote this inside the card she sent me: My Mother Kept a Garden My mother kept a garden, a garden of the heart She planted all the good things that gave my life its start She...

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Missing Mam

very down today missing mam i miss you mam no words can say

Georgiesmum

Snow

We had a good covering of snow last night and more this morning. How is it your way?

I_Hate_Infinity

When Did You Join Ab?

This is the best general forum site I've seen and there seem to be regular posters and a wealth of educated people willing to educate and discuss a variety of topics. And although I've not been an...

maggiebee

Quiz Night

All hail the victorious "Cream Eggheads". We won a local quiz tonight - ten rounds of 10 questions and we only got 4 wrong. Mind you, it was a rather easy quiz so we won't get carried away lol....

chrisgel

Trouble In The Bedroom

I told my mate I was having problems in the bedroom. Being a doctor he recommended viagra. Not sure how that's going to help put my wardrobe together.

Jemisa

A Pirate Walks Into...

Pirate walks into a pub.................................................A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch. The barmaid says "Hey did you know there is a steering...

cecil39

Do You Buy 'the Big Issue'

I allways do as I think "that might have been one of mine if things had not gone so well for us" but when I handed £3 over today the young man just put the money in his pocket and turned away, not...

chrisgel

I Was Robbed.

When I came home this morning my front door was wide open and all my brass instruments were gone. I've been bugled.

MadMen

Confused At 30 - Premature Midlife Crisis?

Aghhh! I am so annoyed this morning and I think I'm having either some kind of mental breakdown, or a premature midlife crisis. Or both. As you know, I met a guy not so long ago, and he was a bit of a...

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