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Embarrassing Mishearings

While having dinner with friends yesterday we got onto the subject of books we've read of late. My host told me about a biography he had read of George Sith. I sat there waiting for the lightbulb to...

chrisgel

Hugo Chavez

In honour of the passing of Hugo Chavez, I've had my bathroom taps engraved.

Gromit

93% Of Conserative Members Don't Think They Will Win The Next Ction

A survey by Lord Ashcroft's ConservativeHome blog found... // Only 7% of Tories think they can win the next election while three-quarters think Ed Miliband will be PM Survey of 1,800 Tory members...

diddlydo

How To Hold A Knife

Why is it becoming increasingly common for people to hold their knife like a pencil? How do they actually cut anything like that? Were they not taught any table manners?

EcclesCake

Swollen Eye

Yesterday morning I noticed that my eyelid was slightly discoloured, darker than usual. I didn't give it too much trout until last night when it appeared to be slight swollen and I thought I could see...

abstibus

This Is Not A Nice Topic

I had a very nasty attack of a close cousin of the Norovirus and the inevitable happened with the 'runs' - well, gallops....

anaxcrosswords

Short

So the other half walks into the bedroom while I'm pulling off my boxers. She says: "You spoil those dogs"....

evsajo

Mm Links March 2013 Week 2

This is 'Queen Kay' (aka evsajo) here, Morning all, As you have probably noticed from my avatar one of the passions in my life is visiting car boot sales. (I sometimes sell at them too) I have been...

seekeerz

The Km Links Game - March 2013 Week 2

Good morning everyone - Lovely day here, if you happen to like the tropics !! Hot, humid, and yucky, not my favourite at all, but I can stay put near the fan and not doing much, the change won't come...

joggerjayne

So Here We All Are ...

Friday night on AB. Are there, you know, like games or anything?...

ClinkatyClank

Affair With Women

Any know one any films where a man has an affair with a married woman ?

anotheoldgit

Are Frankie Boyle's Jokes At All Funny?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2289454/Frankie-Boyle-booed-foul-mouthed-Comic-Relief-rant--AXED-broadcast.html And although the audience didn't find him at all funny, so much so that...

AB Editor

Say Something Nice About Your Mum For Mothers Day

Just a general thread of motherly appreciation for the weekend :)

MadMen

How To Get Oil Out Of Trousers?

What is the best solution for getting oil (from a garage) out of a pair of trousers? They say 'dry clean only', but he needs them for tonight. Will it be ok to wash them on a low setting? My first...

TWR

Change!

Could / If, If you could change the way you talk / deal / approach life's problems / discussions, could you, & how would you?...

MadMen

Is Cliff Richard Gay?

What is going on with Cliffs hair?! Is it a syrup? And what is with those 80s style denim jeans and trainers! Anyway, just wondering, is he gay??...

johntywino

Frozen Food Times

Yesterday I asked my friends wife how long you could keep chicken in the freezer,and she said "about three months safely" So I put mine in last night,and it was DEAD this morning!...

mrs_overall

Ironing

I was gobsmacked today when a friend told me she irons socks & undies. Why? I do the bare minimum of ironing. What about the rest of you?...

fairycakes69

Off To Pitlochry

We're off to Pitlochry for a couple of days, don't mind what the weather is like, just need to escape. Work is horrible, manager has left and I'm left with the hassle. Refused to change my week off,...

MissCommando

What Are You Buying For Mother's Day?

Inspire me! What are you buying for your mum?...

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