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rinkleez
Last one eludes me - and I have to post it tomorrow! No.79 - What is the end of the Academic year, in Oxford, in late May called. I ve found Encaemia - but the answer needs to be a number. Can anyone...
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anneasquith
andy murray is in the semi finals of the australian open. could he win, i hope so ? :)
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EcclesCake
Who is yours? I've just seen Jon Snow introducing the C4 news, bizarrely he does something for me!...
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marval
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous...
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Jemisa
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the table... She started talking to him, and tracing her...
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boxtops
This has just been sent to me on email - not a pop at the church, but wonderful typos....... They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These...
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giveup
Hot water bottles.
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jimby
(18d) Made a bedcover from small pieces of different materials. (7) _ _ I _ _ _ _ (20d) Yield to wishes or whims; pamper e.g. a child. (7) _ _ D _ L _ _ . (26a) Seizing or capturing. (6) _ _ _ I _ G....
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maggiebee
I’ve heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name...
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sandyRoe
Winter wonderland, my ****! How can anybody like this terrible weather?...
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joggerjayne
Are there any Scottish authors we should start reading? (not counting Burns, who is a bit difficult to read because he uses words that are not real) I have a feeling there's some adventure writer...
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Smowball
What do you think of the following men then ladies?Hot,cute,not your type,horrible?? or anything else..........! Ive even picked a variety of ages, lol, Eastenders: Masood Michael Alfie FatBoy Jack...
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anneasquith
the older he gets, the more attractive he becomes. ?
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Jemisa
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A bl00dy tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you...
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Ann
Ladies - what a treat! ;)
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gness
But she is back in hospital....not been good since the taxi crashed. Messages as follow: Sib....your staples are safe. Moped boy......She is going to thrash you at the current Scrabble game....
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rockyracoon
I need 2 tins of black beans for a jerk curry, they don't have any. What beans can I replace them with. Many thanks :)...
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Khandro
Is a non-provable 'untruth' that makes a person happy, and gives a sense of well-being, not better than a non-provable 'truth' that makes a person feel unhappily jejune? (please note the words untruth...
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picturepost
saw johnny vegas on Q I last evening is he realy stupid or is it an act

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