Just watched Wednesday's episode of Pointless on the iplayer. Answering questions on the books of Philip Pullman they won £20,250. I have never read this author - what type of book does he write and...
Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad" Snowed in again - I will not dig the car out again today! Going to listen to the radio, read and play on the computer all day...
I keep seeing these signs reading, "Make money at home in your spare time." I thought, "What a great idea!" It turns out that's illegal, and it's called counterfeiting. I had to deliver a parcel to...
My boss stormed up to me in the office today and said, "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?" "Not particularly," I replied. I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to...
I bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept...
A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter...
Used a mens room in a restaurant today washed by hands before leaving. I followed a guy out who had not bothered to wash his hands and had to touch the 'contaminated' outer door handle. Should such...
I have about three "lots" of eggs (in twos and threes) that have no date on them and I believe that some may be as old as 22nd December or at least 27th December. Is there an accurate way to tell if...
I didn't know really where to put this Q but I'm sure someone in CB will be able to help. My dear brother will be 80 later this year & for a special birthday surprise I would like to treat him to a...
I am not a Chelsea fan but, having watched the ball boy incident from last nights match against Swansea, I feel very strongly that it's the ball boy and not the player who should be severely...