I came downstairs this morning to see that my curtains were drawn. All the furniture was real though. I never let my children watch big band performances on TV. Too much sax and violins. I got fined...
Who do you enjoy most seeing on television?
For me its Martin Clunes, Ronan Keating,and Will Young.and i love seeingBradley Walsh on "The Chase". He really makes me laugh....
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his torch...
I've just been watching Poirot and Hastings is publicly kissing (snogging) a young lady of his recent acquaintance. It has got me thinking about how public couples were with their PDAs back in the...
I've been trying to get an avatar but gravatar wouldn't accept my user name of 'nodger'. When I emailed to ask why I was told that 'nodger' was in use by another user with a different email address to...
CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up...
Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Obama goes first. “What will the USA be like in...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar…… They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his...
Good morning everyone - lovely mild weather for us for the time being, long weekend too, while we all celebrate Australia Day - prawns on barbies all over the place !! Lots and lots of possibles with...
Just wondering how many people read the news online and how many of you buy a daily newspaper and sit down to read it? What with all the phone apps around these days and more and more people having...