just read in the news about a primary school cancelling their nativity play in case it offends the muslim students. Am I missing something here or this the most unbelievable thing I ever heard??...
What is an ig? An igloo without a loo How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost. Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? He had low...
An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green,red,orange,blue,and yellow. The old man Just stared. Every time the young man...
I don't know how he manages it. Just mopped kitchen and porch floor and pusscat wants to go through before it has had chance to dry!!! He was fast asleep on back bed when I started it. He always...
He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit...
Anyone at all can join in. I'll start you with a song title or a lyric from a song and all you have to do is add one of your own that is connected to the last however tenuous that might be. Why does...
Which are your favourite shop bought mince pies?
I like the ones from Gregg's with icing sugar on and also the
iced mince pies from Asda and Sainsbury's....
I'm getting some skin tags removed on Thursday. Bit nervous, and was wondering if anyone knows how it's done? Am I right in thinking they freeze them off? Do I get a wee local anaesthetic? And, the...
15. these could be colourful or used to shoot arrows 19. taking leaves and berries he threw a lot around and made it 20. is this seasonal plant more at home in the desert(2) 21. can eric and les...
taka takata... nuk do.... taka takata ... yeah yeah yeah ... di di di
the melody is like this...
http://www.watzatsong.com/uploads/samples/c0d96b97bc8911b8f022ec29533ca658.mp3...