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ronnietoon
where can you buy these cheaply preferably? the person in question is male and has a 30" waist....
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Trixie2
My rhubarb plants were given to me three years ago, as parts of established crowns which had been split. I have not been able to take any stems for cooking as they are always too thin. The leaves are...
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Foxy-Lady
10 let it be 3 8 4 3 23 leave it alone 3 8 4 3 44 get a move on 4 2 1 6 many thanks for any help x...
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Duncer
I've just had to watch John Bishop on the telly, mainly because I'm so fundamentally lazy that I haven't reached for the remote control to change channels after the England game, but that's not the...
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hideaway
People have a go at England unfairly I think. OK we may not have beaten Italy on penalties - but the so called 'great Italians' had the same nil score as us at the end of 120 minutes.
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marval
One day a dwarf is sitting in his local pub when suddenly a thug walks in and strikes him on his head with his hand and says "that’s a chop from Karate!" The next day the dwarfs in the...
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Tilly2
Now we've got a baggy shorts tennis player with stumpy legs. He's not going to win!
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starone
12 Things PMS Stands For 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May...
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Dee Sa
I have just removed cleaned and put back the dispenser drawer in the washing machine it was covered in manky black mould its the job I hate the most how about you ?
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Hymie
Sleeping beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world" Tom Thumb said "I must be the...
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flump1
In disgust at our loss can the logo be changed now please ?
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pusskin
its a very sad time again, losing my much loved sister on monday gone. Bless her heart, she was wonderfull. This may be played at her funeral hopefully. I loved her and my bro who passed away last...
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marval
A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really...
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ratebeck2
1) What 2 ords have more than 100 letters in them 2) What never asks questions but requires many answers...
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Hymie
My last holiday was terrible, I flew with BA. He just kept shouting "You crazy Fool, I aint getting on no plane!"...
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ll_billym
Two Irish men are driving around town when a police car shows up behind them and flashes the to pull over. The police officer taps on their window. "We are looking for two rapists" said the...
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marval
Taxing down the runway, the passenger jet abruptly came to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate. Eventually however, after an hour-long wait, the flight finally took off. A concerned...
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maggiebee
Last one to get. All answers start and end with the same letter: eg Conflict seen in this city = Warsaw 3. Close by =...
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Linda1756
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Mojo-Jo-Jo
You really don't need to tell me just how big of an idiot I am. I know. I went away for the weekend and left a candle burning (I know). I've come home to a flat full of smoke and a lovely charcoal...

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