In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While...
I'm doing a craft stall on Sunday and am about to print some business cards but can't think of a name. Some of the things I make are from recycled materials (such as kids aprons from the legs of...
Tickets for Edinburgh Book Festival went on sale at 8.30 this morning so was up bright and early. Was 24th in queue to get a basket - then there was a glitch on the site. Now number 661 in the queue...
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this...
One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller...
A son of a friend of mine says he got 69% in exams and if he had got 1% more to equal 70% it would have been classed as 1st Class honours. As 2nd class honours ranges from 60% to 69% would it be...
Why does the BBC feel the need to inflict Tim Henman on us, the licence paying public? What exactly qualifies him to voice his opinion on tennis players who are better than he could ever have dreamed...
1. Cy Grant broadcast one regularly 7
2. played at langley with six legs ! 4 polo ?
3. dancing between two extremes ? 5
4. arrangement on the head 6...
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it ******************** I had amnesia once---or twice ******************** I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart....
A guy goes to his local brothel and says to the madame, "I only have £2 to my name and I'm really sorry, but is there anything you do for me, anything at all"? "Don't be...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has to tell a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the headmaster that she is fed up with his exaggerations. The...
We've reactivated our welcome email campaign. If you have received one, and you're not a brand-spanking-new-fangled-member please report so here. If you are brand-fangled and spanked you should keep...
Found this today, how cool is it?
Remember in Back To The Future, where Doc sets the DeLorean to a future date? That date is TODAY!
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