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starone
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She...
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JoyceP12
close by its the most mother can do fall allowing threesome firearm goes round dont look forward to used to cut it out is this puppy quiet...
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furrypusscat
Hi, received an email message yesterday from 'Santander' suggesting for security, I would have to register some details and should I ignore their request, future logging on would be blocked. Obviously...
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venator
News reports give the ages of their subjects even when there is no other information. This is "culturally insensitive" and offends against the EU human rights directive number 2,000,000....
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maggiebee
Nobody talkin' bout me t'nite? Is it cos I's Scottish? Andy ♥...
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mickrog
What are your thoughts? I am going for Federer and Djokovic to go through,Who to join them? Undecided, Murray playing great at times but other times slips back to his game of poor serves and unforced...
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smurfchops
Which would you recommend please ?
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mrs_overall
One that springs to mind is betting Angela next door that she couldn't fit a giant gobstopper up her nostril. She did, and it had to be surgically removed.
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CraigWhite
just heard the sad news eric died aged 89
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rosamundjohn
Well-the blurb is good-it seems to be selling. Comments?
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marval
Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product." On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may...
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marval
George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible...
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L00fah100
Apart from accidents, murder and suicide could the human body go on and on if we were able to find a way to constantly regenerate cells all over the body? I can remember reading an interesting article...
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RATTER15
I have just had confirmation that the job is mine!!
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jenspa1
1dn, stencil/office worker arriving @ 9.01 setting a pattern t?M?L?T? is it time lost? (8) 19dn Teller of tales/one tells story about dead king. R?L?T?? (7) 24ac.amaze,knock out.?I?N? (4) 28ac.display...
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anotheoldgit
http://namedropping.w...1/08/05/this-england/ Those who are English are constantly called British, why are they trying to wipe the English from the map? But if some continue to class us as British why...
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Johnysid
Meaning is a succession of events directed at a particular outcome. Say "now" - when is/was that word? A word is a succession of events. The challenge I set the contributors to this thread...
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uncleanti
3. Was punishment at school & one of man's inventions (5 & 5) 47. Pats frient & Edinburgh's bobby (3 & 3) 49. In church tower & Posh jig...
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islasmum
My computer screen - it looks as though someone has opened a can of drink in front of it - what can I use that will not damage it please? TIA

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