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McMouse
Black footballer calls white opponent a "99 Flake". Blatant racism in my book.
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puternut
One fine sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He was walking by a small stream when he noticed a sad, sad-looking frog sitting on a nearby toadstool. 'Whats wrong with you?' asked...
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Georgiesmum
I love biographies and autobiographies., and i have read quite a few.Can anyone recommend any really good ones that i might have missed please?Two that come to mind that i really enjoyed were Jim...
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DTCwordfan
Long session today, two more at least needed - reckon I am about half way through; the stone work is going to take a fair while to "texturise" up. I haven't finished even outlining the tower...
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madiba
MEN LIVE to an average age of 70, whilst women carry on till they're 78. On my 70th birthday I fully intend to have a sex change operation in order to claim my extra 8 years. And I jolly well expect...
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ELVIS68
As I walked out of the front door with my bags last night, I looked back at my wife and said, "Are you sure about this? It doesn't feel right?" "Yes, I'm sure," she replied,...
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erin-x
Can you give blood if you are taking iron tablets?
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marval
If you're stressing out, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others. 1. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 2. I started out with nothing & still have...
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maggiebee
Wasn't sure where to place this question but CB seems as good a place as any. I am going to Malta on Thursday and will be attending a Celebration Mass on Saturday followed by a reception. As I'm not a...
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pdq1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18778359 It is costing the NHS £bns to give out free prescriptive medicines to pensioners many of whom can afford to pay for themselves. They also receive free bus...
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LochNessMonster
The only name I was to be called was Tuesday, as after my mammy gave birth to me she said to my daddy "Let's call it a day dear ?"
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denis567
I have brought this up before, but why do some people pronounce words like something, nothing and everything with a K at the end, rather than ing. I was watching the first programme in the new series...
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wildwood
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5.45pm when he found the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen" said the CEO, "this is a very...
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mrsmaveric
''is wimbledon held in london every year?''...what is the silliest question you have ever heard???...or asked???
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ClinkatyClank
How old would someone school student be if they were in year 8 at comp ?
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friedgreentomato
According to a recent BBC poll the average is 6 books - how many can you claim to have read? I have read 64!! Wow!! 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR...
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mike11111
...thrust out my arm this morning to stop the bus; turned out to be the corporation dustcart. The cheeky sod driving it had the nerve to say, "Hop in the back, mate, we're going your way,"...
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Mags22
Thanks Maggiebee - I knew it was staring me in the face!!!!! take it you are a fellow Scot?
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Mags22
answers are flowers - 1) a pebble and part of a whip 2)essential in music 3)a well dressed beast 4)prickly joint

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