When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre...
1. Men are like Laxatives - they irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like Bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather - nothing can be done to change them. 4....
When I write a document in 'Word', I have the option 'Add symbol' for accents and umlauts etc. but I can't figure out how to do this when writing emails in Outlook Express, is this possible please?
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honour," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last...
What do you call a short drummer with good rhythm? A metro gnome. Why did JSBach have so many children? Because there were no stops on his organ. A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their...
Why has a milking stool only got three legs? Because the cow has got the udder one! What is a bird's favourite breakfast cereal? Shredded tweet! What group of garden birds are known for their...
Music history according to students 1. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music. 2. Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing. 3. A...
I bear walks into a hairdresser's salon but there are more than half a dozen people in there ahead of him. The owner of the salon says very apologetically "I am really sorry, sir, but there is...
(not really a joke but funny) When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids...
Wife to husband................. So you want us to have a a threesome? Husband............................ Yeah! Wife................................... Well there a really fit young stud down the...
The drama of attending a graduation as the proud Ma and leaving semi naked in a recovery truck and the excitement of getting my avatar caused me to forget to post this. Miriam Margolyes in her one...
What is the best way to clean a Television Screen & are there any specific cleaning agents on the Market..? I use a damp cloth and dry off with Kitchen Paper but always end up with smears...
Why is it that Britain will hang on to scum such as these, http://www.dailymail....udge-decide-fate.html yet refuse these ex soldiers the right to stay just because they have committed much less...
Just been sent a new quiz by my daughter but finding it hard to get started. Maybe if I could just get one I'd be on my way. Unscramble the anagrams to find the names of well known authors part and...