COLUMBUS' MOTHER:" "I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea...
An inscription problem According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands...
I just wanted to say thank you to all you lovely people who said such kind things yesterday. I wouldn't normally let something like an anonymous email get to me but last week was exceptionally bad. Mr...
The Answerbank radio show is finished. I have been contacted and told I have caused offence. The whole idea was meant to be amusing nonsense and I apologise for offence caused, although none was ever...
Firstly, how often do you want sex. And secondly, how often do you get sex. And based on these figures are you happy enough with your sex life or does it cause issues?
The Club is now Open. Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure. No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol...
Decathlete Daley Thompson or Sir Steve Redgrave? Or somebody else, say Dame Kelly Holmes? Their respective achievements are here. http://www.dailymail....-ceremony-honour.html Personally I would like...
We went to the beach today. There were around 20 of us altogether. All related. Had a brilliant time, up to a point. The tide started to come in and we all had to move, which we had anticipated anyway...
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Muff,Ireland), the villagers gathered outside the new shop all winced at the sound of screeching metal. Tonyav was heading towards them,gamely...
Just about there - some little touch-ups, foliage etc and all done. Ready to contact the client (and others) to tie down numbers for cards, prints etc.
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If I have forgotten anybody apologies. Where are you now, you sunnydave summer days, That once inspired the my poetic lays and ways? Blest time! Answerbank's nubiles and moonie swains, For lack of...
We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to...
Materialism has led to the postmodern idea that all beliefs are equivalent, being rooted in culture, myth etc. According to this strand of philosophy there is no method of verifying any belief. If all...
Something classy but unusual for a boy please. Up to £40. Not a hip flask, hair & tooth boxes (!), birth cerificate box etc. I know it's difficult but ABers are the people who have all the...
The forthcoming 112th Answerbank Under the Wold Village Fete programme will be as follows: Security - Murraymints Lost Property - Lie in King Donkey Derby - Stokemaveric Bash the Rat - Tonyav Pick-a...
i live in Glasgow and heard a guy working at a market stall shouting this at people passing by in a shopping centre today and i'm wondering what exactly it means?? some sort of banter that has gone...
So he invited me on a movie date i went. then the next day he asked me if i wanted to sleep over sometime this week and i said sure then he didnt reply and its now been 2 days. he did the same thing...