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The New Teacher Is a dove a doo Dad Is a doo a dove Is a cow a coo Dad A sparrow jist a spyug And is a wall a wa' Dad Is a dog a dug She's gonny warm ma ear Dad Instead o' skelp ma lug. Ma teacher's...

gilliedhu

local paper

14d) theatre box (4) lo?e 22d) light dessert (6) m?u?u? thanks in advance...

marval

Jam & Bubble Gum

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who,...

trt

0800 Numbers...The Law

Any time you call an 0800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health and other insurance, computer help desk, etc.) and you find that you're talking to a foreign customer...

berniecuddles

maiden name

A dear friend passed away last week and i am trying to find her maiden name. i have her married name and her address that she lived at,what would be the best way to find out please?...

Caran

Why don't they listen?

Saw consultant on Monday and got results of tests, I have COPD and a heart murmer. He prescribed 2 different inhalers. We had a chat about my history. Picked up prescription today. Had to have a chat...

rovans

plesa tell me

is wrong for a black guy to marry a white woman ???

Annna

News Flash.........

NEWS FLASHES 1. Now on sale at IKEA…..LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove. 2. A Muslim athlete has been fatally wounded with a starting pistol; police say...

joggerjayne

OMG What Has ...

... Jessie J done with her hair ??? She looks so ... ordinary ... and much older....

naomi24

Would you like to see the return of Grammar Schools?

As an ex-Grammar School girl, I've just watched with great interest a programme on the demise of Grammar Schools and the loss of opportunity that resulted in for bright working class children. Quote...

pussnboots

Can all you cats people say goodbye to Blacky.

Bit of a sad story tonight. There has been a feral (sp) cat round where I live for the last couple of years, we and (neighboiurs) have been feeding it but it would never let us go near it, this week...

redman41

Spoonbill

A rare visitor to these shores, but one has been spotted today (9.1.2012) on the Dee Estuary @ Point of Ayr and not far from Railway Line. Hope he hangs around as I have never seen one and must look...

Caran

Funerals

Have any off you thought about the music for your funeral. Went to one today of a friend. When we walked in the church they were playing "Love is in the air" by John Paul Jones. And at the...

pooksahib

Short sleeved football strips

Why do so many footballers wear a long sleeved top under a short sleeved strip when kit suppliers offer long and short sleeved options for the official strip?

scubadog

What offence have I commited?

I wonder if any one can provide me with some guidence to theese questions. Earlier today I got involved in an argument with an off duty officer. It appears that I may have appeared aggressive (his...

Quirkylexi

Does this name mean anything to anyone??

Helen (nelly) Campbell Brown Cant. Then she married and the surname McDowell was added. She was living in Glasgow during the war in bridgeton with her husband ( Samuel - Irish) and three children. Two...

Clamzy

Wonga Ad

In the Wongo.com TV ad.,I can't make out what Betty says to Joyce because of the noise she is making with the violin. What's the dialogue?

ClinkatyClank

Charity providing personalised stickers

Does anyone know a charity that provides free personalised stickers with your name and address ? I used to have some but I cant remember which charity it was. Does anyone know of any that do it ?

derekpara

What is a fair daily rate of pay ?

For a good handyman (person !) who does electrical, plumbing, decorating etc. ?

DTCwordfan

A Worral Joke

A certain famous chef was arrested recently in Tescos for shop lifting. When he went before the judge he asked him, "What did you steal?" he replied: a bottle of wine. The judge asked her...

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