Has anyone been this year? They usually put on a good show, this year it is supposed to be a traditional English Christmas entitled "Deck the Halls - a visual celebration of carols" We are...
Afternoon everyone, need a bit of help please. Tomato based sauce (9) B?L?G?E?E. Wait expectantly (6,3) L???E? O?T. Ambles along (6) M????S. Artful (4) ?E?T. Gloomier (6) ??R?E?. Very healthy...
anyone got any nice soup recipes? Its comfort eating time of year and I aim to hole up with scrummy food til at least march. No pork or seafood/fish except cod, haddock or tuna other than that I'm not...
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse...
Stupidly stuck and would appreciate help with: 1a Foreign lady in the saddle almost (6). I have ?S?R?D 5a Boundary for Yorkshire perhaps (4). I have ??D? 15a Move illuminated part of cover (4). I have...
did anyone get a bag through the post from thorntons saying if you filled in a survey you would get a free 100g of chocs the next day if you left the bag outside? If so did anyone actually get the...
A Police STOP at 2 AM An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse...
Just a line to say I'm living That I'm not among the dead Though I'm getting more forgetful And mixed up in my head I've got used my arthritis To dentures I'm resigned I can manage my bifocals But, Oh...
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my shape to keep, Please no wrinkles, please no bags, Please lift my ar*se before it sags, Please no age spots, please no grey, As for my belly please take...
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A...
----- Well folks I'm back but Just. I went to see my surgeon for my 6 week check-up on the 16th Nov. He found I had an irregular heartbeat and said he was addmitting me so there and then I was back in...
This email does not prove that God exists, it proves only that this particular dog (who can read and write) thinks that the dog god exists. Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things...
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep. I kid you not... New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot...