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HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the...

marval

Spoon

Fella goes into his favourite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customer signals the waiter to come back. "Taste the soup!" he commands....

wolf63

Jokes - old Jokes!

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she...

Space-Cadet

odd lyrics..you have never understood.

Last night, I heard my mama singing a song Ooh-We, Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep Woke up this morning and my mama was gone Ooh-We, Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep Chirpy, Chirpy, Cheep, Cheep, Chirp All...

maggiebee

Quinie or Aberdeenshire folk

Looking for the words of a poem about villages etc. in Aberdeenshire. If I remember rightly it begins (excuse spelling): Kyard (Strichen?), Kyak (New Pitsligo) and Cairny Whin

missprim

e-bay

If you buy something on e-bay and when it arrives it's not suitable, can you return it?

SIRandyraven

Royal Mail - grrrr

What a great service. Posted on the 2nd of November. Arrived on the 19th. Tracked postage so was able to watch the journey. The package took a scenic route :-)...

Redheadthere

Cryptic

Train can pass this terminal when diverted ???N? ???C?A? (5,7) and They are worth buying to stop profits ??????N (8)...

tonywiltshire

Did you pass your driving test first time?

I think it makes you a better driver if you do not pass your first practical test. You realise you are not a wonderful driver just an average driver, and hopefully take more care. I passed first time,...

Space-Cadet

I have no interest in

Cherry scones. What doesn't interest you?...

jamxtart

Underweight seven year old???

My son will be seven in a couple of weeks, and at the moment i'm a little concerned about his weight. He weighs 3 stone 5 pounds and is about 3 foot 9 inches tall. He looks really skinny without...

EvianBaby

Just want an ear, or maybe a few hundred.

Guess this is probably the best place for this. I don't think I've ever had a panic attack, until now I'm not even sure I believed they existed but I think I'm about to implode. I've not been doing...

sherrardk

Cherry scones

Anyone else think that there should be some whole flipping cherries in a 'cherry scone' to warrant the name, rather than some titchy little bits which should be called 'hint of cherry scones'?

Slapshot

Long Haul Journey

A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her....

Sgt.Rock

Do you not? Are you not?

Why are these phrases being used so much these days? Didn't it used to be don't you and aren't you?

granny grump

Christmas quiz

All the answers are to do with Christmas No number of letters given just number of words 1. A foreign Shoot (2) 15. Bright and cheerful (2) 22. It greets you at the door (1) Please can you help?...

Bubster

Proverbs & Common Sayings

Any ideas on the following proverb or saying:- MS. WDW. TLTL. Any help much appreciated....

Ann

Chatsworth Christmas display

Has anyone been this year? They usually put on a good show, this year it is supposed to be a traditional English Christmas entitled "Deck the Halls - a visual celebration of carols" We are...

maggiebee

HELP!!

My font size has suddenly gone really tiny so I can hardly read the posts. Not aware that I have touched any buttons I shouldn't have. Any ideas?

cmk10

dr the big one

Afternoon everyone, need a bit of help please. Tomato based sauce (9) B?L?G?E?E. Wait expectantly (6,3) L???E? O?T. Ambles along (6) M????S. Artful (4) ?E?T. Gloomier (6) ??R?E?. Very healthy...

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