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Romanian female friend want to bring her brother here to work.

My friend is Romania she has worked here for nearly 12 months and wants to bring her brother over here as well to work, Romania is not a full member of the EU so needs a visa, I cant seem to find the...

wildwood

UNIVERSITY STUDY

A study conducted by Sydney University's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For...

fliptheswitch

Benefit cheats...

I feel a bit awkward asking this, but I wanted to get a general idea of how other people feel and how you would act. I 'know of' someone who's claiming benefits and working on the sly, cash in hand....

Significantother

Dumbest Kid in the World

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a pound coin in one hand...

roxie_09

Silly games

I am just playing with my little princess and curious to what silly games you play with your pet. Me and the monster play a game where I hold something and tease her with it, as she goes to grab it I...

wildwood

What is......

What is invisible and smells like carrots? A rabbit's pharte. Sorry....

Bobbisox

Why?

do I get a email asking me for a meter reading online? I duly do this, then get my bill in PDF form, this was two weeks ago.... this morning I get a meter reader banging on the frond door? I explained...

pa___ul3

Girls in Birkenhead...

Judging by some of the names being screamed around Birkenhead town centre, I get the impression girls there just name their kids after the Eddie Stobart tuck it was conceived in!

starone

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

A doctor who had been seeing an eighty year old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed...

Groupie

I just got on a bus with a bloke who works for Tesco.

I said, "Come and sit next to me mate." He said, "I offered to take the shopping to your car." I said. "I know you did, my car is on my drive."...

starone

How to wash your cat

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement put...

Jenarry

Have you ever given up a pet?

I have been a pet lover all my life and have always been very attached to my pets but I'm considering giving my current pet cat away but I'm not sure if I will actually be able to do it as it's so...

Quassia

Tolerance ....

Do we ever stop to think when judging people? I was just at the checkout there and there wasman in a mobility scooter chatting to the girl on th till. After he'd gone, she remarked he stank! This man...

cherokee03

Help needed,

Can anyone help me with some seductive texting hints ? Just a bit of fun ( for now)

triggerhippy

Twiddle

Do you twiddle with anything? I do all day long, always have....

sidkid

My wife

has just left me a note. It says "I'm leaving you because you are so stupid and bigoted". Well I'm not stupid just a bit dyslexic....and I can't help it if I have big toes....

masma

As promised, an update on my boy....

One month today since he stopped drinking, I can't beleive how different he looks and sounds. Long may it last!

craft1948

Good Wish..............

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie are all walking together one day.. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three...

marval

In case You've had a rough day

1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one but you knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world. 5. The...

docspock

Just gotta say it !!!

How good was Doc Martin, wonderful stuff, i love that series.

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