Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made...
- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's...
Dear Thomas, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I...
Four brothers left home for University, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 80th birthday gifts they were able to...
A Polish chap went to the opticians,for his first check up,since arriving in England. "I would like you to read the chart on the wall,starting from the top" Said the optician. "Read it...
John Major said at the time of the Bulger case "We should understand less and condemn more". Morrison came to the opposite conclusion but what was the actual quote in the book about...
my ex MIL [ god rest her soul] used to come out with some eg :- I like evacuated[ evaporated] milk in my tea the doctor said my collies[colleagues] and me agreee ... i have vacated [ vacuumed] the...
I joined this site a few days ago with the intention of posting a question re:holidays. However I didnt bother in the end and did a bit of research on the net instead. Tonight I thought that Id have a...
Over the years they"ve all had a dabble - We"ve had "entertaining" Gardeners,"jovial"Chefs,Decorators,Designers, Hairdressers,..... ..but for me,the current crop of...
London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012. You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012. A...
just going back to quassias chuckle thread, where i mentioned how i remember looking through the noisy, crinkly pink brown, empty inlay of a chocolate box, at programmes on our black and white telly,...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st...
can anyone remember the red toothpaste we used to get in the fifties? it used to stain the gums and lips pink, it was great for young girls who's mums thought they were too young to use make up, we...