A blonde goes into work and she's one hour late. "How come you're late?" asked her boss. "It was awful!" she explained. "I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was...
Stuck on several Ladies and Gentlemen. 8a. Dishonourable for each until improved (9) ?n?t????? 11a. That chap's around Leeds, unexpectedly incautious (8) h?e????? 5d. Post normal when badly housed (6)...
A convent was going to receive a visit by the Pope, so the mother superior wanted to get the place spruced up. She assigned two nuns to repaint the guest bedroom. "Do a good job," she ordered, "and...
Afternoon all, I hope you're all well. I have a game for you. Put a search into the red search bar at the top - then look at the web tab, how many results did it get? We're having trouble finding a...
The wife is watching Chatty Man why I don't know and I wonder how desperate are the guest to appear on tv as Alan Carr is one of the most annoying people on tv, or is it my age as I don't see any...
OMG what has she done to her face? Just got a blimp of her on The One Show, she will be on later ... Her cheeks look like they are about to explode. Jackie Stallone in the making ?
A woman tells the assistant she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The young man explains that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special offer'....
Just 3 left.please
1d, Belt with identical colour inside. (3,6). ?A?,B?O???
15a, Find you near this centre (7). ???A?T?
19d, Stay up,love,in penthouse (5) . ?L?A?
Any help welcome...
Wife said to hubby 'will you go to the corner shop for a pint of milk' as he was going through the door she said 'oh by the way if they have eggs get six' hubby arrives back with six pints of milk,...
Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in neighbouring towns only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started...
We have offices on the ground and third floor of our building. Was speaking to someone from our ground floor office the other day, when he told me that someone had come into the building, walked into...