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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller:...
A husband and wife go to the fairground. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't keen.So his wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the...
hello any help please with these very grateful for any help (its the cryptic one's blooming orrible!!) 7a Resolute in arranging dates quickly 9trs ?T?????S? 18a Back story thats read out 4ltrs ??I?...
Who is the surgically enhanced old biddy that advertises the freeview box. I'm sure I should know her but both me and my friend can't tell who she is but there is something familiar about her. Sorry...
Just read this Italian proverb
After the game is over
the King and the Pawn finish up in the same box
I have my own thoughts on this but not to sure, anyone have any ideas please?...
Slightly miffed as I cancelled an event tonight as this huge band of snow was supposed to be crossing from West to East of central UK reaching East Midlands 7pm. Where is it? Not a flake in sight! Has...
My boss stormed up to me in the office today and said, "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?" "Not particularly," I replied. I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to...
Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some bloke who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK! The wife's back on the warpath again. She...
lager taste better from the bottle?
popcorn taste better from a bowl?
coke taste better through a straw?
Can you think of anything else that tastes different depending on the method of consumption?...