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Daddy Longlegs

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of...
16:34 Fri 25th Sep 20151 answer, last by cupid04 16:37 Fri 25th Sep 2015
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Oops

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. A man and a woman. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...
11:12 Fri 25th Sep 20154 answers, last by janbee 11:25 Fri 25th Sep 2015
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Rude Vegetables

These made me smile. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/359736/Breast-of-the-bunch-Hilariously-shaped-potato-found-in-farm-shop...
21:22 Thu 24th Sep 20156 answers, last by janbee 05:07 Fri 25th Sep 2015
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Giving Up

I'm thinking about giving up my career as a Witch Doctor. Since I opened the surgery, not one of those green hags have been in with an illness....
18:38 Thu 24th Sep 2015
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Don't Kids Make You Laugh?

It was Sunday morning, and the priest had already preached to the adults in the congregation. Now he was presenting a children's sermon. He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was....
16:59 Wed 23rd Sep 20152 answers, last by waterboatman 06:14 Thu 24th Sep 2015
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Why?

Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the...
21:03 Sat 19th Sep 20152 answers, last by waterboatman 06:31 Wed 23rd Sep 2015
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The Test

An old woman had three daughters. One day she decided to test her three sons-in-law. One fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she jumped in the lake...
10:51 Fri 18th Sep 20153 answers, last by murraymints 06:59 Wed 23rd Sep 2015
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Thank You Ronnie Barker

A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar’s Sea Pictures, at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared. The Prime Minister held a meeting with the...
18:23 Wed 16th Sep 201514 answers, last by jno 07:52 Fri 18th Sep 2015
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Found

I once found a skull in the woods. The first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up and started wondering. Who is this person and why does he have antlers?...
15:56 Tue 15th Sep 20153 answers, last by janbee 05:55 Wed 16th Sep 2015
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Daft Answers

There are supposedly real exam answers. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2498992/Q-How-identify-athletes-foot-A-Its-end-athletes-leg--Hilarious-genuine-exam-howlers-come-class-laughter.html...
17:17 Sun 13th Sep 20154 answers, last by zebo 20:24 Mon 14th Sep 2015
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Oh Dear

A man goes hunting, when a gust of wind blew. His gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir,...
19:20 Sat 12th Sep 20153 answers, last by Shaglene 14:05 Sun 13th Sep 2015
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Have You Seen These?

A friend e-mailed this link to me, thought you might like some of the pictures. http://twistedsifter.com/category/picture-of-the-day/...
16:27 Wed 09th Sep 20156 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:37 Wed 09th Sep 2015
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Abbott And Costello

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello , and too old to really understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please...
15:40 Sun 06th Sep 201510 answers, last by Shaglene 14:16 Mon 07th Sep 2015
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Serves Her Right

On a British Airways flight from Heathrow, a well attired middle-aged woman found herself sitting next to a man wearing a kippa ("yarmulke" in Yiddish). She called the attendant over to complain about...
12:56 Sat 05th Sep 20154 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:59 Sat 05th Sep 2015
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Help

Exchange between coastguard and boat in emergency: "Mayday, mayday. Can you hear us? Can you hear us? We are sinking. We are sinking." "Hello. Zis is ze German coastguard." "We are sinking. We are...
10:55 Fri 28th Aug 20157 answers, last by Jackdaw33 05:57 Sat 29th Aug 2015
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Groan

Two Japanese sewage workers were recently awarded their long term service awards for working at the same job for 45 yrs. It was noted that due to working opposite shifts, one on day shift, the other...
16:48 Wed 26th Aug 20151 answer, last by janbee 06:06 Sat 29th Aug 2015
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What Does Your Sign Say?

Hassan and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London . Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives...
13:45 Wed 26th Aug 20154 answers, last by Shaglene 14:49 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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The New Samurai

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job, a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your...
21:42 Mon 24th Aug 20155 answers, last by janbee 07:00 Wed 26th Aug 2015
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I Love You

There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?" All the women raised their hands. Then...
11:51 Mon 24th Aug 2015

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