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Get Off

The police are on my case. I wish they would get off it. I am going abroad tomorrow....
18:37 Mon 19th Oct 201515 answers, last by janbee 05:36 Tue 20th Oct 2015
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Which Dog Would You Like?

Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. Pointer + Setter Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Great Pyrenees...
17:26 Sun 18th Oct 2015
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What?

What is the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?...
13:14 Sun 18th Oct 20151 answer, last by Shaglene 16:40 Mon 19th Oct 2015
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Clever Dog

This made me smile, I love the dog.
18:21 Sat 17th Oct 20154 answers, last by KatherineClaire 08:54 Tue 20th Oct 2015
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Too Much To Drink

"Your dog has been barking for the last three hours", I said to my neighbour this morning. "I have got a serious hangover, and I am trying to get some sleep." "It would probably help if you got out of...
16:45 Sat 17th Oct 20155 answers, last by Psybbo 19:18 Sat 17th Oct 2015
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Don't Complain

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I...
19:54 Fri 16th Oct 2015
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Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect gift, post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and...
21:24 Mon 12th Oct 20153 answers, last by david small 00:37 Mon 02nd Nov 2015
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It's Animal And Bird Time

We have had fish puns, now let's try animal and bird ones. This could be hawkward or pandamonium, but give it a go....
21:16 Sat 10th Oct 201525 answers, last by marval 11:49 Sun 11th Oct 2015
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No Problem

A woman goes to the super market. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her breasts, and her crotch. After doing this a number of times, a...
15:13 Sat 10th Oct 20152 answers, last by serenaclairegrea 08:54 Mon 12th Oct 2015
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Fashion Design

There's young fashion designer who has decided to combine the national dress of India with the carefree styling of Polynesia. He calls it his "Sari, Sarong Number."...
15:53 Fri 09th Oct 20152 answers, last by janbee 05:39 Sat 10th Oct 2015
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The Elephant And Crocodile

An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far...
14:42 Fri 09th Oct 20154 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 06:00 Sat 10th Oct 2015
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Poor Woman

A woman walked into a pet store "I haven’t got much money", she told the assistant. "So I’d like to know if you’ve got any kittens you’ll let go cheap." "I’d let them, Madam.” said the...
17:46 Thu 08th Oct 201525 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:37 Thu 08th Oct 2015
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Can You Hear?

The driver of a vehicle involved in a smash was not wearing a seat belt and as he shot through the windscreen both ears were severed. An hour later at the hospital the surgeon decided to graft another...
22:04 Wed 07th Oct 20151 answer, last by frugalfred 15:23 Thu 08th Oct 2015
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How?

A man is sitting by his car at the side of the road lookng unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man. "That's not a...
16:15 Tue 06th Oct 201512 answers, last by tamborine 09:29 Wed 07th Oct 2015
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No Rush

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the...
17:57 Sun 04th Oct 20151 answer, last by Shaglene 14:57 Mon 05th Oct 2015
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The Sun Big Quizword

Could somebody please help me on this one. Clue: Metal plate to protect the sole of a shoe. I have S-G Thank you...
16:57 Sun 04th Oct 20154 answers, last by scorpiojo 17:03 Sun 04th Oct 2015
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No We Don't

A Tesco manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, madam, we haven't had any for quite some time now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any more." Alarmed by what was being said,...
10:01 Sat 03rd Oct 20158 answers, last by Svejk 07:42 Sun 04th Oct 2015
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Pylons

I used to have a pylon at the back of garden, not the prettiest sight. I was glad when our cables were put underground. Apparently some people would not agree with me. Is this hobby on a par with...
21:46 Fri 02nd Oct 201517 answers, last by mikey4444 11:28 Sat 03rd Oct 2015
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Don't Be Nosey

Little Tommy was sitting on a park bench munching on one Mars bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that choccy stuff isn't good for...
16:06 Mon 28th Sep 2015
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Maculine Moments

This made me smile.
18:16 Sat 26th Sep 20154 answers, last by maggiebee 10:18 Sun 27th Sep 2015

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