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dot.haukes

I've Got a new job!!!!!

Got a call at 6.40 tonight!!! I had an interview this morning with a famous high street chain and I start as Deputy manager 1st October !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that means all...
19:38 Fri 21st Aug 200948 answers, last by poodicat 21:03 Sat 22nd Aug 2009
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marval

Ooh father

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course my child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's...
11:00 Fri 21st Aug 20093 answers, last by tonyav 17:27 Fri 21st Aug 2009
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carlton23

Litttle Harry

Harry was doing what young teenagers do in the bath, when his mother caught him and gave him a smacking saying "You are a dirty boy and you`ll go blind" to which Harry replied "It`s mine, and I`ll...
23:28 Thu 20th Aug 20093 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:19 Mon 07th Nov 2011
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tonyav

'' blonde ''

A man walks into a library and is approached by a blonde librarian. '' Do you have Great Expectations ?'' he asks her. '' Yes one day i hope to work on the front desk and get my own parking space''.
12:34 Thu 20th Aug 20091 answer, last by marval 19:57 Thu 20th Aug 2009
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Bbbananas

Babies (not a nice story).

On my local tv news yesterday was a report on how young criminals had broken into a woman's house and ransacked it. The worst thing was they found a box with ashes in it - which they scattered all...
15:58 Wed 19th Aug 200915 answers, last by angel12 22:06 Fri 21st Aug 2009
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lankeela

Eastenders Leonie

Who plays the lady who comes to see Dot about Jim returning home? I am sure I have seen her somewhere before, I remember her lisp.
00:12 Tue 18th Aug 20096 answers, last by marval 23:43 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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missprim

dfs

What's the name of the actor at the end of the DFS advert that says something like 'for you' and what have I seen him in?
15:30 Tue 18th Aug 20098 answers, last by another-view 12:45 Wed 19th Aug 2009
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ruglenjock

Sog "Peanut Vendor"

Can anyone remember the old black and white film in which "Peanut Vendor" was sung?
23:28 Tue 18th Aug 20091 answer, last by marval 23:35 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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McMouse

Keep it in the family

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little...
14:22 Tue 18th Aug 20092 answers, last by terry37key 20:27 Fri 28th Aug 2009
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BertiWooster

It's the way I tell em

English Man / Scots man / Irish man goes for a job on a building site . They are sitting outside the site office . Door opens and the site manager comes out and calls the Scotman in . Seconds later...
20:54 Tue 18th Aug 20092 answers, last by marval 22:22 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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poodicat

Matchmakers Werent They Great?

They have been taken over by quality street!!!
22:15 Tue 18th Aug 200928 answers, last by filthiestfis 12:42 Wed 19th Aug 2009
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woodelf

Nut

I'm not sure of the spelling, but has anyone heard of a cacilla or akakilla nut...from either South America or South Africa? Ta Muchly.
22:04 Tue 18th Aug 20096 answers, last by woodelf 13:47 Thu 20th Aug 2009
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marval

Oops

A married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach alone for his corporation. After a few days, he was enjoying himself so much that he decided to stay another week as part of his vacation....
12:48 Tue 18th Aug 20093 answers, last by marval 16:58 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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oppie

bib Monday express

major tributary of Germany's Rhine river rising near the town of Winterberg R- - R Thanks in advance. Thought it was Oker but that would make Thomas Cranmer wrong!
12:54 Tue 18th Aug 20093 answers, last by oppie 13:04 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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Bbbananas

Famous Trina's - how many?!!

come on then..... get googling....
12:45 Tue 18th Aug 200919 answers, last by steg 13:11 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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4getmenot

Famous Andreas

Now I;m not trying to follow suit but I had to think of famous Andreas the other day and found it very hard. came up with 3, any more
12:15 Tue 18th Aug 200918 answers, last by rinkins 15:12 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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Ilovemypies

How many famous pies can you name?

I will start with Melton mowbray pork pie with egg inside.
12:26 Tue 18th Aug 200926 answers, last by joby1 13:22 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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Naomicorlett

Missing my Mum

Woke at 2am this morn . My mum died at this time 2 years ago after a very bad time . Got up and lit a candle . Very tearful this morn. I am a coper and don't show how I feel so why am I upset that...
07:50 Tue 18th Aug 200920 answers, last by Naomicorlett 10:02 Wed 19th Aug 2009
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marval

Not for the dirty minded

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it...
22:46 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by rinkins 11:56 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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marval

where are you from?

A virile, young Italian soldier was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his...
17:45 Mon 17th Aug 20094 answers, last by marval 11:51 Tue 18th Aug 2009

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