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EDDIE51

Hamster

A small boy wakes up one day to find his Hamster is dead. He is heartbroken, but after a while decides he has to go and bury it. He goes out to his garden and his best mate next door asks what he is...
23:09 Wed 29th Jul 20091 answer, last by marval 16:52 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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anotheoldgit

What is the answer?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-120312 4/Pregnant-mother-13-babies-taken-care.html 13 children taken into care and she is now pregnant again and says she will continue to have more until...
15:23 Thu 30th Jul 200920 answers, last by Twenty20 12:04 Fri 31st Jul 2009
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hannah40

18 month old not walking

my 18month old still doesnt walk he crawls and walks round the furniture.he walks holding onto our hands but wont let go and walk on his own.does anyone else have 18monh olds that dont walk?
19:33 Wed 29th Jul 20099 answers, last by Compostella 10:56 Mon 03rd Aug 2009
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marval

Actual notes found on patients hospital charts pt.2

15. She is numb from her toes down. 16. While in A&E, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. 17. The skin was moist and dry. 18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. 19. Patient was alert and...
16:01 Mon 27th Jul 20098 answers, last by marval 15:52 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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marval

Mothers

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all...
23:31 Sun 26th Jul 20092 answers, last by marval 15:50 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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padanarm

Which advert used Reginald Molehusband?

Think it was something to do with cars.
23:08 Wed 29th Jul 20096 answers, last by Naomicorlett 08:18 Fri 31st Jul 2009
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in a mo

Gerry Rafferty

Does anyone know how the singer sonwriter Gerry Rafferty is ,please
17:52 Wed 29th Jul 200921 answers, last by leggionaire 18:26 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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lindylou16

Ha Ha Hee Hee

While out walking today i saw a fight between a hedgehog and a rat,I was fascinated and waited to see the outcome. The hedgehog won on points
14:32 Wed 29th Jul 20091 answer, last by marval 17:36 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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afy3755

species of warbler

apecies of warbler ?l?c?c?p Times 2 826
12:33 Wed 29th Jul 20092 answers, last by marval 12:37 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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carazan2kul4

Tampax Pearl advert

Who is the actress who plays the model in the new tampax pearl advert.
15:46 Sun 26th Jul 20095 answers, last by craft1948 00:00 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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padanarm

Why do people put memorials at the side of the road?

Why do people put memorials at the side of the road for road accident victims? Why do the tributes involve football shirts?
09:35 Wed 29th Jul 200962 answers, last by daffy654 19:48 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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marval

Letters to welfare departments

The following are sentences taken from actual letters received by welfare departments on applications for support: 1. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I had seven but one died...
19:50 Tue 28th Jul 20096 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 01:20 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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craft1948

Hair Appointment?

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later,...
09:23 Wed 29th Jul 20092 answers, last by devil99 08:00 Thu 30th Jul 2009
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joggerjayne

a man called Ironside

Brilliant detective ? Or just a fat git ? Love, Seagull x
21:40 Tue 28th Jul 200916 answers, last by NoMercy 22:55 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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pussyfoot

Off Licence

Don't quite know where to put this so I'll try here! Why is an Off Licence called an Off Licence?
19:08 Tue 28th Jul 20094 answers, last by andy-hughes 12:14 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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NoMercy

Re-write...

a Nursery rhyme... Eg: Mary had a little Lamb Its fleece was white and wispy It then caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy.... Let's see how funny you guys are..... !!
18:14 Tue 28th Jul 200945 answers, last by NoMercy 22:15 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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zzxxee

frank muir

other than call my bluff what did he do????
12:41 Tue 28th Jul 20098 answers, last by zzxxee 14:14 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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pastafreak

Caspar....the flying cat....

Caspar the deaf cat decided to step out the window again today......My daughter had called me while I was out.....asked me whare he was. I assumed he was 'hiding'-as cats do. But I felt uneasy as soon...
22:58 Mon 27th Jul 200910 answers, last by pastafreak 22:01 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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marval

Some excuses

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. I pulled away from the side of the road,...
22:59 Mon 27th Jul 20093 answers, last by marval 10:19 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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karma22

Working abroad

If I wanted to work abroad how do I go about it? I'm thinking its probably not as simple as jumping on a plane over there and asking for a job.
09:22 Mon 27th Jul 20099 answers, last by karma22 09:51 Thu 30th Jul 2009

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