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Marvelman

Bigger bust.

A woman getting ready for bed was looking in the mirror she had small breasts and a large bottom, i wish my breasts were bigger she said to her husband, tell you what to do he said, take a few sheets...
22:43 Tue 30th Jan 20072 answers, last by Marvelman 20:24 Wed 31st Jan 2007
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anotheoldgit

Why aren't they bothered?

When asked whether he had seen the channel 4 dispatches programme covering the hatred that is being preached in some Mosques in the UK, David Cameron's answer was that he had taped it but had not yet...
15:23 Mon 29th Jan 20075 answers, last by Nether Edge 12:41 Wed 07th Feb 2007
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Lonnie

Stow-a-way

A young woman in London was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Thames. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome...
18:49 Tue 30th Jan 20072 answers, last by Marvelman 21:23 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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Marvelman

Mens singing voices.

Can anyone tell me the ranges of mens singing voices please, Tenor etc etc. Many thanks in advance.
21:43 Mon 29th Jan 20072 answers, last by Marvelman 21:08 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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Marvelman

Elderberrys

Can anyone tell me where i can buy Elderberrys from, for wine making. Thanks in advance.
21:59 Sun 28th Jan 20075 answers, last by Marvelman 20:55 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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firehazzard

two

two biscuits walking down the street , one says to the other one "where do you live?" The other one says "i'm not telling you, you'll nick my washing" :)
21:44 Mon 29th Jan 200711 answers, last by donegal 17:05 Tue 06th Feb 2007
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ummmm

I know

That I'm not dead intelligent but could someone please help me understand why people think something is dead funny when it is clearly not.... also.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXUSJP9zG0s
00:15 Mon 29th Jan 200772 answers, last by sarnieken 13:11 Mon 29th Jan 2007
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yummymum

Jade Goody

When do you all think we will stop talking about Jade Goody? As she really done enough wrong to warrant getting this much press? What she did was bad but there as been worse and will be worse in the...
20:26 Mon 22nd Jan 200730 answers, last by meaty 13:25 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
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weefatboab

Your favourite put down

What is your favourite put down politically or otherwise? My own favourite has to be Winston Churchill on replying to Lady Astor's '' If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.'' he replied '' If...
02:09 Mon 22nd Jan 200710 answers, last by dinosour 12:21 Wed 14th Feb 2007
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nic2006

Im bored

Anyone know any good jokes/games etc to get me through the day (and week!!)
15:45 Wed 24th Jan 200744 answers, last by Yorkie580 12:20 Thu 25th Jan 2007
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Marvelman

The funeral

An Irishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were at a good friends funeral, as the coffin passed slowly by, the Irishman said that he owed his dead friend ?100, took a ?100 out of his wallet and put it on the...
00:29 Mon 22nd Jan 200714 answers, last by Bellringer 13:46 Wed 24th Jan 2007
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Llamatron

Hilary Clinton

President Hilary Clinton. Good idea or bad idea? Discuss.
08:06 Mon 22nd Jan 200718 answers, last by Backdrifter 13:29 Tue 23rd Jan 2007
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Panic Button

Newlyweds

Picture the scene in the foyer of a beautiful hotel. The main door opens and in walk a bride and groom. He is still in his penguin suit, she looks radiant in a magnificent white dress. They walk up to...
23:07 Mon 22nd Jan 20073 answers, last by Trum48 13:20 Tue 23rd Jan 2007
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ummmm

An Irishman

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar...
10:44 Fri 19th Jan 20073 answers, last by patf49 16:50 Thu 25th Jan 2007
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silentears

death

what do you believe happens when you die?
18:45 Sat 20th Jan 200738 answers, last by RATTER15 23:19 Tue 23rd Jan 2007
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Panic Button

Embarressing question

I have often wondered .... no one seems to ask .... perhaps I'm the only one ..... but I can't ask. If I did no one would answer. I'd be banned in no time. OK I'll ask, but I won't dare turn the...
21:57 Sat 20th Jan 200717 answers, last by Panic Button 20:10 Sun 21st Jan 2007
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yassa

That about says it all...

Did i upset someone? ha ha ha
12:20 Fri 19th Jan 20078 answers, last by yassa 17:00 Sun 21st Jan 2007
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yassa

If Islam is so great

Why don't all the muslims go and live in Iran?
16:16 Wed 17th Jan 200719 answers, last by yassa 01:41 Fri 19th Jan 2007
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craigiep

Ok, so what have Jade, Jackiey, Jo & Dani said that is racist?

In my opinion, they've not said anything racist whatsoever. Ignorant, stupid, misguided...maybe, but never racist. Yet Jermaine has described Jackiey as 'white trash' and no-one has batted an eyelid....
21:08 Wed 17th Jan 200784 answers, last by sp1814 16:24 Fri 19th Jan 2007
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Marvelman

Unusual imformation.

I thought you might be interested in a sign spotted at the outpatients Dept, at our local Hospital, FAMILY PLANNING USE REAR ENTRANCE
21:58 Mon 15th Jan 200718 answers, last by Toureman 23:53 Mon 15th Jan 2007

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