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small one.

A couple just finished making love for the first time, you have got a small organ said the woman, yes replied the man, but its never played in a cathedral before.

wendilla

A family are driving behind a dust cart when a dildo flew out and hit there windscreen.The mother said to her young daughter"that was a big insect"to which the girl replied"Iam surprised it can fly...

abbie10

britney spears

i just read in the paper that britney spears has had her hair shaved off and has had 2 tattos done what do u think about this?

wendilla

e.t

What's the difference between a muslim and E.T. E.T looked better 'smelt better ,learn't english didn't claim benifits had his own bike and wanted to go home.

crete

without richard ?

countdown without richard w just isnt the same.

sir.prize

Go For It Norton!

Hey Graham Norton, here is your chance to become FAMOUS. Have a chat with those two contortionists - they will teach you how to vanish up your own ar$e . . .hopefully

Marvelman

Why

While answering a question with a true story ,the word ejaculate had to be used, can you tell me why my answer was pulled , it was not used in a rude way at all.

sugarplum84

Aaron Lennon

Who is the most exciting player in the Premiership? I think Aaron Lennon for Spurs and England is! He's like roadrunner! Every time he's got the ball you just know he's going to do something...

funkyrich

Greedy Gordon Brown

I'm sick of this dour,greedy man taxing us all to the hilt.What next a breathing tax or a making love tax with cameras placed around the bedroom to rate performance? Anyone agree with my sentiments?

casaespana

Country cousins

Is Kirsty Wark of BBC Newsnight the sister of John Wark the star of The Great Escape To Victory? They look and sound very much alike, were they both born in Suffolk?

Goodsoulette

well this is a bit inappropriate smirk

UK-- A pub has been criticised for selling a dish called 'Barrymore Pie - Faggots swimming in gravy'. The name refers to the death of Stuart Lubbock, found drowned in the pool at Michael Barrymore's...

stokeace

beckham

well whats it like to eat humble pie?i bet it tastes bitter for mclaren he now says the 'door is still open' for david beckham.god knows we need him but if i were him id tell mclaren b***ocks but he...

winny

What is the stupidist question you have ever asked?

I sadly once asked a bloke in burger king what was in a bacon double cheese burger. I had my reasons but the family that were with me found it highly amusing.

stokeace

murderer

so the b***ard who raped and murdered the 2 year old is being kept on suicide watch for gods sake why?let him kill himself and do us all a favour.

~ vortex ~

England reduce friendly programme!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/inter nationals/6363435.stm Who else thinks that this is a cop out by the FA to limit the number of defeats on the English national squad? What is wrong with...

unruliejulie

Steven Segal on R&J

Did anyone just see him on this! He drove me mad with the constant clearing of his throat, sounded like he was gonna cough up something nasty! i grabbed my remote in the end cause it was driving me...

cartman99

Lamb or Beef? Edmonds or Emburey?

Say we could bring 2 players back from the English test sides of the 80's, who would you pick? and why?

firehazzard

nations sport

i live in england , uk. what is our national sport?

BabsG

Deal or no Deal

Does everyone who forms part of the East and West wings get a chance to have a game? Is there a specified number of shows that they have to wait?

AB Asks

Cameron's Drug Allegations

English newspapers have been concerned with David Cameron's possible experimentation with weed at university, with some people saying that he is unsuitable to run the country because of it. Is this...

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