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i've spent the last five minutes fending the little ****** off, ok its a laptop and it was her fiefdom ( my lap) but i've made room for her. so far she has stompted over the keyboard, tried to hook...
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well i'm out already, done my time, got the tattoo. ( and no i'm not telling you what i had to do.......) Now i have to return one espadrille, a hairclip, a copy of cliff richards greatest hits ( i...
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what a way to wake up, this morning (bear in mind i've been taking cold n flu tabs and it was early)] anyway its around sixish and i get woken up by ' just get the **** up you stupid bitch' i...
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1/ i had to get up and come to work 2/ found that someone had stolen ?570.00 pound from the petty cash tin 3/ found out that someone has been stealing from staff 4/ baliffs appeared in one of out...
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ok peeps challenge for the afternoon. we have a someone using the gents but missing the urinal. App this happens on a regulars basis and its not a case of a sprinkle but more of a yellow lake. my boss...
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pretty please i'm tired and i want to go to bed i can offer anything on my desk on way of recompense
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Hi as the title suggests i've been emailed a discount voucher for new look that can be used instore and online - expiry date is 30/11. If anyone wants it email me on [email protected] and i'll...
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Are you planning on watching the england game tonight, if you are are yuo going to a pub to watch it or staying at home/round mates? Cheers (just trying to work out if i'll be busy tonight or not)
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Plop trumps anyone else bought anything utterley pointless today?
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just this week i've actually watched two football match's, never before - and before the diehards jump on me, yes on tv but well ok i don't think i'm converted but it did get a bit exciting...........
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ok i left my bloke watching the snooker and he wanted some ice cream so i gave him my reserve stock of well as the title suggest emergency choc - its green and blacks finest a full fooking tub and...
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hi need to be in Yardley for a meeting at 10.30, people are suggesting i leave by 9.15 because of traffic on m42 anyone ghave experience of this?? (sorry going from tamworth shoudl take me half hour...
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help please motorboat equipped with hydrofoils that raises its hull out of water water at high speeds H_ _ _O_L_ _ E thanks
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Hi i saw advertised last night a new sat channel that will be showing crima drama, i didn't catch the name of it though and i'm trying to find out if it will be shown on freeview, been googling for...
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You may of already posted this but i've missed it, Red mentioned you managed to shoot yourself whilst on hol but she wouldn't explain just said it was typical 4get story, what happened?????????
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the doors will be locked and phones switched of i'm planning on reading it tonight - any thoughts from those who have read/reading it?
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ok just got back in and as the title suggests the bar is open, so what are you havin?
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can you settle a massive office argument, my colleague and i are convinced you used to be able to get 'finger' crumpets, but can't find anything online - a pic would be best to back up our claims....
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1/ spit or swallow (wine tasting you mucky lot) 2/ fizzy cola bottles or the non fizzy ones 3/ grange hill or biker grove 4/ carling or stella 5/ latte or cappucino 5/ BB or Jeremy Kyle for an hour 6/...

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