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New Device

Can’t access AB on new IPad having forgotten p/w. Can’t seem to get past p/w reset routine as it is not taking the code. Help please...
13:28 Wed 22nd Feb 20234 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 15:40 Fri 24th Feb 2023
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Modern Life

It’s strange to live in a time when a child can’t pretend to be a Red Indian, but a grown man can pretend to be a Woman....
13:44 Sun 29th Jan 202325 answers, last by barry1010 07:53 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Oooops

Husband: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my grandmother. Wife: Why does it say “Do not resuscitate”...
15:06 Tue 24th Jan 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 15:45 Tue 24th Jan 2023
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Postman Pat

Postman Pat hands Mrs Googhan her mail and asks “how are you today?” She replies “not so good Pat, the doctors put me on some sort of steroid and I’ve started growing a Willie” “Anabolic” says Pat....
13:42 Thu 15th Dec 2022
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I’m Wondering

Is there another word for synonym?
13:35 Wed 05th Oct 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 13:41 Wed 05th Oct 2022
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In The Bar

A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered....
14:43 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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The Butcher

I asked the butcher for some tripe. He gave me a box set of ‘Love Island’...
16:43 Thu 24th Feb 20224 answers, last by McMouse 16:53 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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Chemistry Teacher

What did the chemistry teacher say after getting two whiffs of helium? He He...
13:56 Thu 24th Feb 202211 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:56 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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Ww3 Started By Ukraine

The scariest things about WW3 is UK is on the same side as Germany. They don’t have a good record with wars....
14:02 Wed 23rd Feb 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 14:11 Wed 23rd Feb 2022
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Sex Toy

Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? No. To whom....
14:14 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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Roman Bar

An Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. Barman says “do you mean a Martini” Guy replies “if I’d wanted a double I’d have said”...
13:27 Tue 22nd Feb 20221 answer, last by McMouse 13:50 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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What A Tool

I wanted to do a joke about tools but awl I could think of was this.
15:52 Mon 21st Feb 202211 answers, last by William51 09:44 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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Dating A Twin

I used to date a twin and people would ask how I knew which was which. I said it was easy because by girlfriend had a cute mole behind her left ear and her brother had a beard....
14:45 Mon 21st Feb 20223 answers, last by dustypuss 15:41 Mon 21st Feb 2022
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The Other Day

I visited a psychic and rang the bell. She yelled out “who is it” I didn’t bother...
14:55 Sun 20th Feb 20225 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:12 Mon 21st Feb 2022
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Moments Later

A Time Traveller walked into the bar.
15:06 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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At A Bar

The barman said “we don’t serve Time Travellers in here”...
15:05 Tue 18th Jan 2022
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Foreplay?

A married couple is lying in bed. The wife leans over and says, "I want you to say dirty things before we start". So the man starts to caress her neck and whispers to here. "Living room, Bathroom,...
16:46 Fri 14th Jan 20222 answers, last by mushroom25 16:56 Fri 14th Jan 2022
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Husband Comes Home

Husband comes home and says: - Honey, I invited a friend to have dinner with us today. Screaming she replies: - What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I did not buy any groceries, the dishes are...
16:37 Fri 14th Jan 2022
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Honour Suicide

Historically disgraced military officers accepted a loaded revolver from a brother officer and retired to their room. Is such a practice appropriate today?...
14:39 Thu 13th Jan 202224 answers, last by joelive2001 16:55 Sun 16th Jan 2022

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