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slinky.kate
i managed to get tickets to go and see the lion king which went on sale this morning,my sons is getting me this for my birthday.its not on til' the 13th oct.cant wait.
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emmie
any you would like to share, some new ones would be good, this one was just on the radio, absolutely beautiful...
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Maat
How can we stop the BBC showing TV clips of Jimmy Savile. An e-mail to the BBC complaints department has achieved nothing....
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con-amca
For some time now I haven’t been able to view any photos. If I click on an album I see the thumbnail views, but when I click on an individual photo to enlarge it, all I get is a blacked-out...
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tonyav
Just said to the missus..... '' Hey fat gut... what do you want for Valentines Day.'' She said '' Don't get f*cking lippy'' I said '' Mascara it is then !''...
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carolegan
1across early stages 7letters ?n???c? 25across 8letters acolyte d?????l? 29across 4letters smallportion of butter ??o? 6down 3-6 slack time of year o?e?e?s?n many thanks for your help
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Jemisa
Well it is a straight answer and if anyone has a problem it is the teacher. I think she likes to teach that birds are not animals. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ From Toby. Our...
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dance2trance
Future story lines are not boding well ie Sigh-mon and Petah and Leeann and Karlah clash and burn (misspelt deliberatelee), gay Dad marcus shocks Shawn of the living dead (as if), and Karl- not aah -...
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Jemisa
ADULT... Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced...
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Jemisa
All Ages...... Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive...
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Jemisa
Suitable: Adults Only...... Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they...
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iansterling
who is the girl in the yellow bikini in the lynx advert??
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starone
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting housebound patients when she ran out of petrol. As luck would have it, a Servo was just a block away. She...
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Jemisa
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the...
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maggiebee
Received this from a friend - can't be true surely? Dear Prime Minister The RT. Hon. David Cameron, MP. I wish to ask you a Question:- "Is This True?" I refer to the Pension Reality Check....
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Wharton
A was educated at Oxford. Govan High masel....
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starone
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure...
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Jemisa
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his...
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tinkerbell23
A place to share your fave song by her- if you can only choose one!!!! May she rest in peace xx...
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starone
It all began with an iPhone... Our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday, so my wife made me very happy when she bought...

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